The Cheese, The Whole Cheese and Nothing but the Cheese

I still feel real sorry for u don cuz u had to leave d's just before the takeaway Thai turned up lol. Was a very yummy but was tainted with ur face as u left
 
aye my face will turn your stomach reet quick eh lad :lol:

ah mate it got worse there was nowt open in the airport even the maccy'd's was shut but i could see people with trays eating it. lol. nearly ate the wifey sat next to me on the hairyplane till she dropped a stinker. sweet jesus how come such atrocities come from such small and dainty things.
 
Uuugh, small girly fart, kind of like fart "budder", real concentrate like, nips yer nose.

Having a post dinner foosty psycho (with h-worms to boot) rather lovely.

Fuk me, feels roomy in here tonight,where's everyone gone?? DST lifting up things to check no one is going to jump out.....sadly not, boohoo :(

Peace and psycho love, DST
 
lol sounds like you had a house full D, im glad you all had a great time ive just booked to go 26th july cant wait i love it there:)
 
Ive come away wanting to spend a week or so there again but itrll be a while b4 i have funds to travel again with the new baby on his way or her way lol
 
Shame the weather wasn't great, it's a totally different place in the sun. Anyway, think I'll go and get a lighter and tie it to a chain for any impending visitors, lol....even if they are not scouse;)

Choppy chop time today.
 
one of my "goth" mates or whatever they are called these days "emos" i think??? anyways he has a clipper on a string round his neck kinda hard 2 put that in ur pocket lol
 
My face is flushed. All I can say is there was no intention of grand lighter larceny. I did want to visit a head shop or something to buy my mate a wee pipe but i forgot what with all the heavens opening and horizontal rain. Ill pop em in the post to ya Divet.
 
hehehe, no need for that at all lad. Just means I can chavvy some more from the Grey Area next time I go ;)

I think we all probably grew up in an environment of lighters that have legs! or as Westy say's Lighter Larceny, hehehe.

My face is flushed. All I can say is there was no intention of grand lighter larceny. I did want to visit a head shop or something to buy my mate a wee pipe but i forgot what with all the heavens opening and horizontal rain. Ill pop em in the post to ya Divet.
 
I'd have phoned em up long before now and told em if they havn't got it done by the next day, you'll start hitting it with a hammer! Or maybe just tell them you smell gas in your flat, that'll get them over pronto :D
 
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