The Confessions thread... :)

[Silicity]

when i was 13 i seen my best friends mom naked and she just stood there looking at me, strangest day of my life as she wasnt even that attractive...

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

I hope this doesn't turn into another sounding thread

If that account didn't put them off, a video of IUD insertion will...

As for confessions, I am too damn open for my own good. What's left to tell lol

 

[Trolling]

Had to post this I saw it today and it was great.

[video=youtube;SJYg6R4i3u4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJYg6R4i3u4[/video]

Lmao, that movie is awesome.

 

[gioua]

when i was 13 i seen my best friends mom naked and she just stood there looking at me, strangest day of my life as she wasnt even that attractive...

Had a work Christmas Party about 15 years ago the gang was invited back to one of the Managers house after dinner I somehow managed to arrive before everyone else her hubby let me in we walked right past an open door with her standing there in bra and panties...
we both avoided speaking of the incident for the next 5 years... was an enjoyable view to say the least...

 

[Total Head]

sometimes i shave my ankles because the hair rubs on my socks and gets pulled on and i really hate that shit. i use the buzzer, not a razor.

 

[neosapien]

One time, I signed up on a marijuana forum to ask a question and never left.

 

[Hepheastus420]

One time, I signed up on a marijuana forum to ask a question and never left.

The only way out is in a body bag..

 

[Carne Seca]

I appear to have a suitor. He's younger than me and a ginger (my favorite type). He knows I'm Mormon and abstaining but seems to think he has a chance at getting into my spongebob squarepants boxer briefs. I'm a little flattered by his attention and seems genuine about his feelings for me, but, there's a small problem. He is SO married. Fucker.

 

[neosapien]

The only way out is in a body bag..

This is the frontlines, this is the deadzone, barely alive or in a box is how you head home.

 

[neosapien]

I appear to have a suitor. He's younger than me and a ginger (my favorite type). He knows I'm Mormon and abstaining but seems to think he has a chance at getting into my spongebob squarepants boxer briefs. I'm a little flattered by his attention and seems genuine about his feelings for me, but, there's a small problem. He is SO married. Fucker.

Boo. There are other ginger fish in the sea. Don't steal someone else's. Unless that someone else gives you their blessing. They don't know his secret though I'm guessing. Hey that rhymed! I know you're a standup guy though.

 

[Trolling]

Wait, you're a Mormon? Would've never guessed that, is that why you wear Spoungebob boxers?

 

[Carne Seca]

Boo. There are other ginger fish in the sea. Don't steal someone else's. Unless that someone else gives you their blessing. They don't know his secret though I'm guessing. Hey that rhymed! I know you're a standup guy though.

I'm not on the market. Plus messing around with a married man would get me excommunicated.

 

[Carne Seca]

Wait, you're a Mormon? Would've never guessed that, is that why you wear Spoungebob boxers?

That's my Holey underwear.

 

[Perfextionist420]

Had to post this I saw it today and it was great.

[video=youtube;SJYg6R4i3u4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJYg6R4i3u4[/video]

just started downloading gonna watch it on my phone tomorrow at work

 

[minnesmoker]

... I smoke pot.


Man, thanks for the thread, feels great to get that out there.

 

[Perfextionist420]

I've had a 3some with a girl and another guy, it didn't bother me

 

[eye exaggerate]

...I've said no to a 3some with 2 girls. Twice.

 

[drolove]

...I've said no to a 3some with 2 girls. Twice.

WELL YOUR FUCKING CRAZY!! unless one or both were ugly or fat of course.....

 

[Perfextionist420]

...I've said no to a 3some with 2 girls. Twice.

asshole, you had a moral obligation to the virgins lmfao

 

[kelly4]

I've never had a 3some with another man. But, in the past, me and a friend have tag teamed a couple of different girls.

There's a big difference...