The Daily Nugg,

Favorite time to smoke

  • Morning

    Votes: 69 24.0%

  • Afternoon

    Votes: 26 9.1%

  • Nighttime

    Votes: 68 23.7%

  • Naked while yelling at strangers

    Votes: 124 43.2%
  • Total voters
    287
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Indacouch2.0

Well-Known Member
I just wanna say I missed everyone and think about my special RIU friends while in my tomatoe fields naked as the day I slid out of my moms vagina with the chord wrapped around my neck 6 times. My absence was due to a moth coming in the front door, which may have ended up causing a large fire from my attempts to catch the beast. My wife and kids claim I was running and screaming when I entangled myself in the dryer plug, but I remember it different. This has been my first breath since my two semen deposits into my wife have aged enough to allow me to come on and bless everyone with my presence. Just been working my ass off, raising babies, and using my telescope near high rise apartments. Hope all my friends and spank bank members have been well. Ill do my best to pop in at least a few times per week to measure schlongs with you guys, or gals. Im just sitting here with a freshly BBQ pork roast, basted with my secret orange sauce. Waiting to be sliced and placed on a warm bed of Jasmine rice that my large breast'ed beautiful wife steamed. Looking at my tomatoes sway back and forth in the cool evening breeze. A slight beam of light left as the sun leaves the canyon that is F#ck Farms, Poor me, its hard being a hustler.
 
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Bareback

Bareback

Well-Known Member
Indacouch2.0 said:
I just wanna say I missed everyone and think about my special RIU friends while in my tomatoe fields naked as the day I slid out of my moms vagina with the chord wrapped around my neck 6 times. My absence was due to a moth coming in the front door, which may have ended up causing a large fire from my attempts to catch the beast. My wife and kids claim I was running and screaming when I entangled myself in the dryer plug, but I remember it different. This has been my first breath since my two semen deposits into my wife have aged enough to allow me to come on and bless everyone with my presence. Just been working my ass off, raising babies, and using my telescope near high rise apartments. Hope all my friends and spank bank members have been well. Ill do my best to pop in at least a few times per week to measure schlongs with you guys, or gals. Im just sitting here with a freshly BBQ pork roast, basted with my secret orange sauce. Waiting to be sliced and placed on a warm bed of Jasmine rice that my large breast'ed beautiful wife steamed. Looking at my tomatoes sway back and forth in the cool evening breeze. A slight beam of light left as the sun leaves the canyon that is F#ck Farms, Poor me, its hard being a hustler.
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