For $800 I expect to seeds to be delivered to me on a golden tray by a busty brazil model, with samples of what I am about to grow, and I expect said brazilian to get down on her knees and perform complimentary service, if you know what I mean. But thats just mean, also that is a pretty awesome shirt.
"Who will find out which of the above it might be?"
Not me. I gots more sense than that!