The Drunk Thread!

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Pinworm Drunk

On the menu tonight is Crown Royal with NOS energy chaser and homemade French bread pizza :)

The time is: Shot-Thirty Bitches!
 
I had me many beers and went swinging on the jungle gym. This nostalgia just hit me as I was about to puke from the steering wheel whirlygig thingamanig. I got to thinking about the good old days when things were simple, and swinging on a jungle gym was all that a person needed to keep a satisfied mind. Then I swung on the swing and jumped off. Hurt my back on the landing. You bastards.
 
I broke my arm on the jungle gym!! But hit my only home run that Summer left handed. And played doge ball I throw the ball up and smack it with my cast, back flip of the swings well drunk I would never try these things as an adult
 
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