The Drunk Thread!

ChingOwn

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Nope nuh uh... It has to be attached Ill be in Cali some day in the next three months I'm trying to wiggle my way back into the states any ways Ive been here for three years Ive had enough.
 

ChingOwn

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You can borrow some couchtime if you want. I don't have any money, though.
That is a hell of a thing for you to say to me Pin, aint nobody asking for handouts. (Ill take the couch though) I got a few Alexander Hamilton's stashed away, You tell me when and where, and a few days later you wont remember I was there.
 

ChingOwn

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Nope nuh uh... It has to be attached Ill be in Cali some day in the next three months I'm trying to wiggle my way back into the states any ways Ive been here for three years Ive had enough.
Btw I meant that for me not trying to move to Cali
 

Pinworm

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That is a hell of a thing for you to say to me Pin, aint nobody asking for handouts. (Ill take the couch though) I got a few Alexander Hamilton's stashed away, You tell me when and where, and a few days later you wont remember I was there.
It's Ok. Maybe later then. Alexander hamiltons? That's some sort of slang for handjobs, right? that's gross, man. I would never. Yea, I'd love to have an ice cold beers, a quick alexander hamiltongs, and a beard-brushing. I'm pretty important.
 

ChingOwn

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It's Ok. Maybe later then. Alexander hamiltons? That's some sort of slang for handjobs, right? that's gross, man. I would never. Yea, I'd love to have an ice cold beers, a quick alexander hamiltongs, and a beard-brushing. I'm pretty important.
Your making me susp...suspico.....suspiuos.......You're making me think a lot Fucker



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Pinworm

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right on, the furthest I've been from Cali is Arizona and Idaho, with all the lame sauce in betwixt.
Europe is the same. Except people have more balls there. Most Europeans love to talk shit. "Oh. Cool jacket, where did you steal it from?" "Your hair is too tall, why did you decide to make it that way?" We call it arrogance - they call it making friends.
 

Garden Boss

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Europe is the same. Except people have more balls there. Most Europeans love to talk shit. "Oh. Cool jacket, where did you steal it from?" "Your hair is too tall, why did you decide to make it that way?" We call it arrogance - they call it making friends.
Nothing wrong with a little arrogance. That's why I chose a pretentious name like garden boss... (that was a rough name for a newb)
 

Pinworm

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And your a pinworm...stuck inside all of us.




Oh Shit, there's a little left, and I'm slurring my typing, and speaking cursive... thank goodness for autospell.

Where'd you hide the mirror? It's chaulk fulla blow, and that was embarrassing...I see how you work.

What in the hell were you tape measuring? That's what I wanna know.
 
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