The Drunk Thread!
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Singlemalt
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Me too! and a spilled glass of sake on me feets
Pinworm
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I was gonna get out to see some friends in the bay. I need to quit blowing cash on shoes so I can have some dough to buy people a couple rounds.
Singlemalt
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Imelda?
Singlemalt
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Ever notice that sake effects are like tequila ultra-lite?
Mr. Bongwater
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Mr. Bongwater
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buzzin like a chainsaw already lol
Pinworm
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I only like it warm. And, you totally can't pour that stuff without a friend.
Singlemalt
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Room temp or warm for me, but I can drain it solo, which I am at the moment.
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dannyboy602
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^^^I think that other guy in the water was tryna say "help I'm drowning"
The Outdoorsman
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He was rocking the "hang loose". Big damn wave though. Not quite like skiing at the lakes...
Mr. Bongwater
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cheese is the most delicious thing on the planet fuck yeah
The Outdoorsman
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The Outdoorsman
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Pinworm
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"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!!"
The Outdoorsman
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"I bet the best part of you ran down the crack of your mamas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!
"How tall are you private"?
"Sir, 5' 9" Sir!"
"5' 9" I didn't know they stacked shit that high"!
Pinworm
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"Don't shit me!"
"I woudln't shit you. You're my favorite turd!"
"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines, and then you will be in a world of shit because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?"
"I woudln't shit you. You're my favorite turd!"
"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines, and then you will be in a world of shit because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?"
The Outdoorsman
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I would sift through your poop for Goldschläger flakes.