The Drunk Thread!

[StonedFarmer]

fuck authority!

 

[Pinworm]

word pinny, me just cooking up some food for my bro getting some more beer and sating fuck reality!

I really wish I was behind bars right now it would be so fucking simple. although doing what I did made me feel alive, aint done no running in aa long as time !

Good call on some grub, my dude. I love you, cause you are totally me. You don't need to be stacked in the warehouse like cattle. You just need someone to love and look after you.

 

[StonedFarmer]

pints up for thi gangsta and pinny get bent boooooooooay!

this poast is money

 

[ChingOwn]

Doods i totally made mainliner look like a bitch.........whose proud of me

http://rollitup.org/t/check-out-my-new-growroom.842091/

 

[StonedFarmer]

me just thinking that bitch i was with was all busted hard. trying to get little Farmer locked up fosho.

i poast like a boasss, fuck women and fuck they seduction....

duderino got it rifgt just rape dem bitches and flip em like a lap top fuck hoes make money, sell rock/ make em suck cock...,.


i smell a rhyme coming on

 

[StonedFarmer]

alright first rhyme and first bitch to be fuckled coming up.

mdma and one mo beer

 

[Singlemalt]

So, if there was some sort of real time meet between all of us, would we address ourselves by screen names whilst shooting the shit and all? We've already intro'd ourselves at said meet, thus we know real names. Thought just occurred to me, been drinking

 

[StonedFarmer]

take yo block/
load my glock and you act shock/
walk the block, 5 5 in my sock, fuck yo bitch/
next minute i see yo boy get shot
you snitch/
foot soldier, you jutt a bitch'
kinda like a pc snitch/
stonedfarmer.
move got that hammer/
bang bang.
slammer where i headed
you be bedded

 

[Singlemalt]

Doods i totally made mainliner look like a bitch.........whose proud of me

http://rollitup.org/t/check-out-my-new-growroom.842091/

I'm proud of ya

 

[StonedFarmer]

I savage/
tired of that garbage/
fuck yo bitch so deeeep/
blast you as ya nigga's sleep/
that how us canadian nigga get down, kinda like a clown in a pig suit/
fuck you blast like you a fruit trying to suck D at a hip hop/
still I watch you drop/ like a bitch can't hop like we hip/ trip off that lsd like yo momma want mo of me!!!

 

[StonedFarmer]

I savage/
tired of that garbage/
fuck yo bitch so deeeep/
blast you as ya nigga's sleep/
that how us canadian nigga get down, kinda like a clown in a pig suit/
fuck you blast like you a fruit trying to suck D at a hip hop/
still I watch you drop/ like a bitch can't hop like we hip/ trip off that lsd like yo momma want mo of me!!!

 

[StonedFarmer]

crack cocaine is my perogitive! lets get messyt messy folks

 

[Garden Boss]

My favorite beer and swimming hole

 

[Pinworm]

Sa-ti-va! Sa-ti-va! Sa-ti-va!

 

[StonedFarmer]

Goin to get sloppy today, already started with a 40 of o.e a can of a session ipa(just cause i needed some flavour)

now onto the rock and more liqour then I can stand to smell!

goal is to get blackout funky and kinda drunky

 

[StonedFarmer]

Goin to get sloppy today, already started with a 40 of o.e a can of a session ipa(just cause i needed some flavour)

now onto the rock and more liqour then I can stand to smell!

goal is to get blackout funky and kinda drunky

 

[Fungus Gnat]

My favorite beer and swimming hole

Kind of looks like the russian river, but with water.

 

[StonedFarmer]

 

[Da Mann]

I quit drinking many years ago. Woke up in to many places necked and lost to many cloths. I was a Whore when I drank.

 

[WHATFG]

First I'm really disappointed that I had to bring this from the second page...people obviously aren't drinking enough . I am with my buds from 45 yrs ago and we are having a great time.