The Drunk Thread!

Pinworm

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Anyone ever bought there beer by the skid?!..or is it just me
When I was 16 I used to steal 30 packs practically every night.. The getaway was a shitty puke green 1968 Dodge dart. I can't fathom the retartedness of the 711 dudes leaving Boxes of cheap beer 2 feet away from the door. I stoled that shit every time, and ran to my shitty getaway, then bragged about how I drink for free every night. Fuck you, Mr. Police person.
 

StonedFarmer

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these days kids just drink isopropyl, stealing is too much reward for the risk.

trust me I'm 9 and do it all the time. listerine tastes too good for my tastes.

I believe I may be drunk but that all depends on ones philosophy
 

StonedFarmer

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drunk, music and more drunken shenanigans to fillthe day.

also think I may owe some unsavoury nigs money. but they shall be disputed if they shall show up at my residence.

big words for a drunk man if I may say so
 
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