The Drunk Thread!

[StonedFarmer]

I have percocet that has tylenol in it

I'km still sick but decided I'd like to get smashed today. 12% belgian beer with brett in it. kinda strange but drinkable.

great day got some shit done repaired around the house. the guy shows up amd me being all high left lines and vials just laying out. he seemed nice so I gavehim a beer as he worked and i blankly stared at the computer.

 

[Yessica...]

I have percocet that has tylenol in it

I'km still sick but decided I'd like to get smashed today. 12% belgian beer with brett in it. kinda strange but drinkable.

great day got some shit done repaired around the house. the guy shows up amd me being all high left lines and vials just laying out. he seemed nice so I gavehim a beer as he worked and i blankly stared at the computer.

I've had 5 beer.

hahahah

In thunder Bay the locals don't add an (s) to their beers. It's always "I drank 17 beer"

Is that a thing? I always thought it sounded weird...

 

[StonedFarmer]

I've had 5 beer.

hahahah

In thunder Bay the locals don't add an (s) to their beers. It's always "I drank 17 beer"

Is that a thing? I always thought it sounded weird...

When I was in Sudbury and north bay it was kinda the same. the drunks here just slur and ya learn to nod.

I've had two 20 ounce pints of 12% beer in probably 30 min.

now I gotta have my mom walk me to the beer store... so gangster

 

[The Outdoorsman]

I like to go to the local dive bar and watch wheel of fortune with the locals. You get a free drink if you are the first to call the phrase. I don't win too often, but when I do it's like my horse just won the Kentucky derby.

 

[ChingOwn]

I been drinking since it was tuesday cause it was like the mexican thing to do

 

[The Outdoorsman]

I been drinking since it was tuesday cause it was like the mexican thing to do

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Buy me a plane ticket? Feed me authentic Mexican/ new mexican and go on a whiskey binger for 3-5 days? In exchange I will be your wingman and help you score some better looking bittys than the one posted few days ago. Not the PBR one, the one that grabbed your dick. Unless they both did.... Did they?

 

[Yessica...]

I'm too drunk to pick up the baby. hahahaha

Thank fuck it isn't MY baby or I'd have to come to the realization I might be a bad parent.

I'm a fucking cool Gawd parent though....hahahaha

 

[ChingOwn]

Buy me a plane ticket? Feed me authentic Mexican/ new mexican and go on a whiskey binger for 3-5 days? In exchange I will be your wingman and help you score some better looking bittys than the one posted few days ago. Not the PBR one, the one that grabbed your dick. Unless they both did.... Did they?

No just the fat one.... I will be more than happy to fly you down, and we can get fucked up hard mode of course you are going to leave with a better appreciation for tequilia than whiskey ..I have to warn you though in my experience most of these chola women except for this one, (all she wanted to do was gag on my dick all day and loved taken shots down the throat but she was ghetto as fuck)


dont like white dudes they have been brought up racist...but if we go down to Juarez well now that's a different story..If we manage to not get shot we will be secksy bitches all night long...It actually makes me feel out of place when they come up and hit on me.

 

[The Outdoorsman]

No just the fat one.... I will be more than happy to fly you down, and we can get fucked up hard mode of course you are going to leave with a better appreciation for tequilia than whiskey ..I have to warn you though in my experience most of these chola women except for this one, (all she wanted to do was gag on my dick all day and loved taken shots down the throat but she was ghetto as fuck)View attachment 3413454


dont like white dudes they have been brought up racist...but if we go down to Juarez well now that's a different story..If we manage to not get shot we will be secksy bitches all night long...It actually makes me feel out of place when they come up and hit on me.

Don't tempt me! It might just happen...

 

[StonedFarmer]

so drunk, after I got a beer with mymom Im nkt sure. i chugged a 710ml can of mol dry then had beers and hash with my brother.

think I may have been blacked out since last week

 

[Steve French]

Drinking the Canada cooler. Just like the bums. But in a glass. That's what separates us.

 

[Steve French]

Shit, I don't like waking up to the RCMP in the morning. Er, afternoon

 

[Steve French]

It's a Friday. Don't any of you fuckas imbibe?

 

[Pinworm]

Just here to check in, and profess my undying love to @ChingOwn. Cleaning up, packing. 2 more days and I'm flying out to my boys place in Michigan, and then we start recording. Been forever since I've been in a studio. Excited.



bail

 

[ChingOwn]

Just here to check in, and profess my undying love to @ChingOwn. Cleaning up, packing. 2 more days and I'm flying out to my boys place in Michigan, and then we start recording. Been forever since I've been in a studio. Excited.



bail

I love you more!

 

[Steve French]

Made er another year. To celebrate, or mourn rather, getting drunk on a Monday.

 

[Padawanbater2]

Made er another year. To celebrate, or mourn rather, getting drunk on a Monday.

Congratulations dude

 

[BarnBuster]

cocktail time. got a hankering for a whiskey sour: A triple Old Grand Dad 114, fresh lemons, simple syrup and a dash of bitters.

 

[Steve French]

Got shit to do in the morning. Thankfully a relative died so I can claim grievance.

 

[dolamic]

No idea what the mexican broads are saying, pero, no me importa a la chinga la madre.
I got some Coors tonight, with about 18 of their friends, entonces vamos a ver que te paso~
Pero, otra vez, yo no tengo ninguna idea que te paso~ a la noche....
Where da weed at?