The Drunk Thread!

[Garden Boss]

Fuckit. I'll shotgun one with you.

Where you been? I took 1st in trophy points while you were jacking it to pauly shore dvd's... fuck your likes nigga!

 

[dolamic]

Noone will fucking shotgun with me cuz ill fucking beat ya

 

[dolamic]

I wish to Christ, I wished to Christ that I'd have 15 more!

 

[Yessica...]

Because FUCK blankets....bahahahahahahah

 

[StonedFarmer]

the goal is to drink a bottle of overproof rum and smoke a tonne

 

[Steve French]

Think I might just get shitfaced tonight. And tomorrow. Maybe the next day.

 

[Matterdd]

Think I might just get shitfaced tonight. And tomorrow. Maybe the next day.

Hope you do, I'm drinking and I have not gotten up from my leather recliner for a few hours and have throughly enjoyed a few bottles with a few g's, wish you the best!.

 

[Steve French]

Only got light beer, this may take a while.

 

[Matterdd]

Only got light beer, this may take a while.

The wait is worth it although, you drinking alone or ... ?

 

[Steve French]

The wait is worth it although, you drinking alone or ... ?

Yes, just enjoying myself, alone with a few. Hey, I'm not an alcoholic. It's what the sophisticates do.

 

[Matterdd]

Yes, just enjoying myself, alone with a few. Hey, I'm not an alcoholic. It's what the sophisticates do.

Ahaha yeah I completely understand you on that although for me this has become a daily thing for a while I call it dedication though.

 

[Steve French]

Man, it seems like everybody on the internet lives in the east.

 

[Matterdd]

Man, it seems like everybody on the internet lives in the east.

Does it seem I'm from the east? if so I'm actually west coast, california

 

[Steve French]

Does it seem I'm from the east? if so I'm actually west coast, california

No, I meant more how nobody seemed to be on this site at the moment, figured they must be in a different timezone than my pacific and in bed.

 

[TalonToker]

Last Tuesday my girl friend of the last 6 months told me she was 'letting me go'. Tonight we talked it out, and now everything is wonderful again! Yes, I am very drunk! lol

 

[irish4:20]

I was gonna rite sumtin but to drunkr

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[FresnoFarmer]

Jack daniel's no. 7 you bitch

 

[S3love]

Im fucking drunk like no tomorrow, c I actually dont live with my hubby at the moment, so my dad buys 16 litres of wine, I drank about 4 litres today haf a little nap in between, haha haha haha this message is taking me so long to type cuz I keep having to delete cuz u wouldn't understand hahahaha

 

[ChingOwn]

Its only like three o clockk and Im perttyt drunk

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Im fucking drunk like no tomorrow, c I actually dont live with my hubby at the moment, so my dad buys 16 litres of wine, I drank about 4 litres today haf a little nap in between, haha haha haha this message is taking me so long to type cuz I keep having to delete cuz u wouldn't understand hahahaha

If you live with your dad and you're old enough to drink, that's no bueno. Drink all 16 liters and hope to wake up in another situation. Best advice I can give.