The Drunk Thread!

Captain Morgan has been at it again

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What are you feeling? pain in my back and left love-handle area....

What did you drink? How much? 21 budwieser so far

What are you thinking? my livers gotta be fucked up.

Do you plan on a hangover tomorrow? No, 11 years of alcoholism taught me to leave alcohol for the next morning.
 
Padawan you puss...what up man? Why you quitting? ...getting back into rollerblading again? *lol*





I got 5 green ones down. 7 More to go
 
Padawan you puss...what up man? Why you quitting? ...getting back into rollerblading again? *lol*






I got 5 green ones down. 7 More to go

i can rollerskate like pro learned in the skate bounce era but i tried roller blade once drunk in a single wide trailer
it wasnt so graceful as i planned
 
LOL WUTTTTTTT? have you seen the 4000 page picutres of yourself thread? www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/42351-picture-yourself-thread-2019.html

Wuzhn'it you who ~hic closhed it?

I'm not uszhually prone to ~hic~ alkahollic exshesh, but tonight I saw fit to reach deep ~hic~ into the shellar. I'm imbibin=g the dregsh of a lovely little ~hic~ flagon of a jjjewel of the Shouthern Rhoan. Thatt she blowsh! cn

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Oh yesh. Did I shay issh the 1990? T'wash truly annush mirabilish. Tjoshe 'Ninetiesh were fukn aweshome. If it were a chshick, she'd be noobile. Too yung for thish ol' white rabbit though ... cn

<add. Did I menshion it's a Shat-enough-To Poop?

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Thish looksh like a GREAT plaish to shleep. Almosht like a ditcsh in Parish. ~snzzzzgxz~
 
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