The easiest harvesting guide

krpcannon

Member
The most understandable guide for the final steps:


Well, now that you've grown your marijuana, you will want to cur it right so that it smokes clean and won't bite. You can avoid that "homegrown" taste of chlorophyll that sometimes makes one's fillings taste like they might be dissolving. We know of several methods of curing the marijuana so that it will have a mild flavor and a mellow rather than harsh smoke.

First, pull the plant up roots and all and hang it upside down for 24 hours. Then put each plant in a paper grocery bag with the top open for three or four days or until the leaves feel dry to the touch. Now strip the leaves off the stem and put them in a glass jar with a lid. Don't pack the leaves in tightly, you want air to reach all the leaves.

The main danger in the curing process is mold. If the leaves are too damp when you put them into the jar, they will mold and since the mold will destroy the resins, mold will ruin your marijuana. you should check the jars every day by smelling them and if you smell an acrid aroma, take the weed out of the jar and spread it out on newspaper so that it can dry quickly. Another method is to uproot the plants and hang them upside down.

You get some burlap bags damp and slip them up over the plants. Keep the bags damp and leave them in the sun for at least a week. Now put the plants in a paper bag for a few days until the weed is dry enough to smoke. Like many fine things in life, marijuana mellows out with age. The aging process tends to remove the chlorophyll taste. :bigjoint:
 

420chazz

Well-Known Member
dude this is the absolutely most outdated information i have ever seen.
do not follow this guide, anybody. unless you want rope dope at the end of your cure.
 

krpcannon

Member
i said it was easy, its not supposed to be good just a fast read for beginner growers. this is a sub for guides that are pages long and that have info useless to beginners
 

saynotothebs

Well-Known Member
dog forreal i aint trying to be a dick and i say this in the softest voice possible....but you really wasted your time with all that...i mean harvesting technique treads are all over this site...but at least you are trying to help...i really anit feeling the drying with the leaves still on there though..i like to trim right after the cut...but to each his own and dont stop trying to help people...
 

timmythetooth

Active Member
take your dick and cover it in butter. Microwave on high for a few minutes until it is soft and warm.
take out kitchen tongs and attach 2 moist sponges to the end.
attach clamps to an electric mixer facing down.
Attach mixer sideways to a table or fixed surface and insert penis in between the sponges and fasten tongs to form a tight seal around your man bizness.
Turn on low first then adjust to your needs.
Dont forget to shoot out the window!

would you follow that because it sounds easy?

Dont always believe what you read.. Do what works for you:leaf:
 

krpcannon

Member
y do you guys feel the need to be a critic of my post, the post was never aking a question or asked for criticism, i posted it becuase it isnt long and is not boring, it is for someone who wants a simple way to do something
 

timmythetooth

Active Member
y do you guys feel the need to be a critic of my post, the post was never aking a question or asked for criticism, i posted it becuase it isnt long and is not boring, it is for someone who wants a simple way to do something
i wasnt criticizing! just thought this was the easiest guide to thread...
 

aftermarket

Member
ummmm this is my first time im still a virgin and ive herd alot of weird shit but this doesent exactly sound like info that will help my cure whats the deal with the leaves being left on ive never herd of that being a proper method of curing wont the leaves mess your shit up?
 

timmythetooth

Active Member
ummmm this is my first time im still a virgin and ive herd alot of weird shit but this doesent exactly sound like info that will help my cure whats the deal with the leaves being left on ive never herd of that being a proper method of curing wont the leaves mess your shit up?
this is a great place for information and such but sometimes its dated - like this guy. He probably read it in a book from ages ago. Now you can dry your entire plant, leaves and all. I trim mine so i cant say anything about the differences between dryin/taste/ect. I do know you cure your bud not the leaves. They go towards making hash/cannabuter and other fun things!:leaf:
 

Cyproz

Well-Known Member
i said it was easy, its not supposed to be good just a fast read for beginner growers. this is a sub for guides that are pages long and that have info useless to beginners
now your confusing newbies by saying leaves instead of bud. So now we have newbs wondering what do i do with the bud, since im curing the leaves?

good work tho
 

timmythetooth

Active Member
now your confusing newbies by saying leaves instead of bud. So now we have newbs wondering what do i do with the bud, since im curing the leaves?

good work tho

while curing leaves it it advised to dispose of the buds of course! who needs them when we got leaves to smoke!

:bigjoint: mmm mmm getting nice and high of them leaves son!
 

jolly8541

Well-Known Member
take your dick and cover it in butter. Microwave on high for a few minutes until it is soft and warm.
take out kitchen tongs and attach 2 moist sponges to the end.
attach clamps to an electric mixer facing down.
Attach mixer sideways to a table or fixed surface and insert penis in between the sponges and fasten tongs to form a tight seal around your man bizness.
Turn on low first then adjust to your needs.
Dont forget to shoot out the window!

would you follow that because it sounds easy?

Dont always believe what you read.. Do what works for you:leaf:
Thats funny shit man! :clap:
 

420chazz

Well-Known Member
i wasnt reffering to u...

i +rep for all you guys b/c i always respect opposing opinions
with all due respect,
gtfo and learn to provide accurate information. then come back.
sorry to be so blunt, but you're gonna confuse people.

chazz
 
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