dbkick
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nor my silencer....[video=youtube;k5UL3yxpY0g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5UL3yxpY0g[/video]
The fuck the fuck cats thread
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ChesusRice
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TOp of the food chain?Cats rule... dogs drool. literally. lions are the top of the food chain, and even in the wild dogs still drool all over the place.
Can they take on Tuna?
Terry Hoitz: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
Allen Gamble: OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
Terry Hoitz: How you gonna do that?
Allen Gamble: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.
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Allen Gamble: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.
Jimmyjonestoo
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Sig worthy? Fap Fap Fap.I stayed in bed for about an hour this morning, just playing with my pussy
blindbaby
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were they yours? or some childs beloved pet? nice to have you decide if a child can have a pet. dont get in my sights, in my neigborhood. several years ago, one young punk of a neighbor killed my cat. why.? funny. when this guy left the neighborhood, all break ins, thefts, car prowls, etc. stopped. if i would have found him, id be in prison, no dought. rememver. if its not yours, dont touch. ready to graduate to humans yet, you freak? its sick to kill like that. you are the type that do the shootings, etc. and the rest of us have to pay for it.
Blowin' Smoke
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Nice. Your so good with wordplay.I stayed in bed for about an hour this morning, just playing with my pussy
Carne Seca
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I feel the same way about my Ass...err.. I mean Burro.I stayed in bed for about an hour this morning, just playing with my pussy
Robfather
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I can understand that for sure, but have you killed 400 of them? Surely protecting pets and property is one thing but killing 400 cats is not normal by any stretch of the imagination
Jimmyjonestoo
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No idea how many I've killed. Plenty that's for sure. But no it isn't for fun or pleasure. It's because I don't want the fucking things in my yard. I would hope the wounded ones would alert the others and I wouldn't have to shoot them. Until then tho.......
Jimmyjonestoo
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Pic 4 looks like my most recent victim.
fuck off, piece of shit.
Jimmyjonestoo
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HahahHaha. I'm sorry was that your cat digging in my trash? I asked him nicely to clean it up but he refused. He had to be punished.fuck off, piece of shit.
get on with your bad self. i bet you make your mother proud.
Mindmelted
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Oh poor baby.You are a big tough person huh.
Fucking piece of shit animal killer.
Very much less than a man..Ya fucking pussy...
NoGutsGrower
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Exactly why I bought a cat trap on amazon!
http://www.amazon.com/Havahart-1089-Collapsible-Groundhog-Armadillos/dp/B000BX1H76/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1358720441&sr=8-1&keywords=cat+trap
I'll trap about a cat a week, I don't kill them or hurt them in any way. I take them to the local shelter and yes it's a no kill shelter. I hate cats but I don't believe I have the right to take it's life just because it crapped in my yard or tore up some flowers. I do have the right to take it to the pound just like someone would have the right to take my dogs to the pound if the were running lose tearing shit up.
meechz 024
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Those posts were disgusting, I'm sure no one on here relates to this fuck-o's sick head.
May karma do some teaching to this poor soul.
Hopefully you got some christian family members praying for your ass.
Domesticated animals are one with us, fuckhead.
May karma do some teaching to this poor soul.
Hopefully you got some christian family members praying for your ass.
Domesticated animals are one with us, fuckhead.
Jimmyjonestoo
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You mad bro? Lord knows what disease these dirty little fucks are walking around with. I'll be damned if they pass it on to my kids or dogs. Explain to me how filthy stray cats are any better than coons or possums......because I shoot those fuckers too. I'm not killing people's pets. Would think a man about to get locked up would be spending time with his family instead of being an asshole on the internet. But what do I know.
Jimmyjonestoo
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These are filthy fucking strays. I can see considering me a sicko if I were say torturing them but I'm not. One shot one kill. Ammo is cheaper than the gas it would take me to drive them one by one to a shelter.
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