The "I just masturbated" thread

LetsGetCritical said:
what does rip danyboy mean please ive been absent
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He got sick of the homophobia and banned 30 or 40 assholes from the UK thread like a fucking boss. It only started out as 1 or 2 assholes, but then they called him a faggot, so he started starting picking them off, one by one. They had to give him the boot cause he refused to stop. This was maybe a month or two ago. I forget. Sure do miss him though.
 
Pinworm said:
He got sick of the homophobia and banned 30 or 40 assholes from the UK thread like a fucking boss. It only started out as 1 or 2 assholes, but then they called him a faggot, so he started starting picking them off, one by one. They had to give him the boot cause he refused to stop. This was maybe a month or two ago. I forget. Sure do miss him though.
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It was epic and I don't say that lightly....kinda like a Viking berserker in 6th gear
 
bu$hleaguer said:
I was going to masturbate since it's been a few days but instead I asked my lady if she wanted to have sex. Looks like I'm going to have sex instead.
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Why do men ask? (not asked in a bitchy way) seriously want to know
 
SOmetimes I waffle between redheads, big dicks, POV MILFS, and secretary, sometimes many others. IT's kind of like Russian roulette..... where do I blow???? Sometimes, I'll try to go back to an especially hot pic as its going off. Kind of funny, but it also kind of ruins it.
 
When I was sixteen I became a cunning linguist for the first time, she started spazing and making demon noises, and I still had my under roos on, and I started humping the bed, she came and so did I in my shorts, but I was sixteen so It didn't go soft and I boned her anyways....I just jacked off thinking about that..guess I just masturbated to me masturbating but like in my mind. FUCK YA!!
 
ChingOwn said:
When I was sixteen I became a cunning linguist for the first time, she started spazing and making demon noises, and I still had my under roos on, and I started humping the bed, she came and so did I in my shorts, but I was sixteen so It didn't go soft and I boned her anyways....I just jacked off thinking about that..guess I just masturbated to me masturbating but like in my mind. FUCK YA!!
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The most disturbing part of any of that is that you wore underoos at age 16…He Man maybe? or Ninja Turtles?
 
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