The "I just masturbated" thread

[Singlemalt]

@assbergerCrip Where's the pics of your mom in yoga pants

 

[Pinworm]

@assbergerCrip Where's the pics of your mom in yoga pants

I can do the splits. I own yoga pants. Oh lord, if I only owned a pair of tits.

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

Wrong. Deuce refers to taking a shit. As in "I just dropped a deuce on @Iloveskywalkerog 's mom's chest. Again! I thought his dad was going to pissed but he just smiled and beat off!"

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Dude fuck you

 

[chuck estevez]

Dude fuck you

 

[Singlemalt]

Nah, he just has an ass burger and no ketchup

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

@assbergerCrip Where's the pics of your mom in yoga pants

Has it not occurred to you that I am never gonna post those my mom is not in yoga stop asking

 

[Singlemalt]

and his mom looks dumpy in yoga pants, or anything not resembling a tent

 

[chuck estevez]

Once again you misinterpreted what I meant said, it appears to me you do not know the slang "deuces" now let me explain when you hold up the peace sign you hold up two fingers your index, and your middle deuce is another word for two so when somebody says deuces on a site like this it means bye, see you later, adios, etc. So before you try to correct me again THINK DUDE THINK !!!

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

Nah, he just has an ass burger and no ketchup

Are you guys really that low in life to make fun of a mental disease ?

 

[Pinworm]

Are you guys really that low in life to make fun of a mental disease ?

Fucktard.

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

Type in deuces and not drop a deuce

 

[Pinworm]

Type in deuces and not drop a deuce

No.

 

[chuck estevez]

and his mom looks dumpy in yoga pants, or anything not resembling a tent

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

No.

You just shut up already

 

[chuck estevez]

Type in deuces and not drop a deuce

I did and Iloveskywalkerog came up with a picture of a turd

 

[chuck estevez]

deuce1
d(y)o͞os/
noun
plural noun: deuces

1. 1.
   NORTH AMERICAN
   a thing representing, or represented by, the number two, in particular.
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2. 2.
   TENNIS
   the tie score of 40-all in a game, at which a player needs two consecutive points to win the game.

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

The amount of alerts is annoying me please stop trying to argue with me. Every time one of you guys respond I hear a loud ring which I is annoying I'm trying to sleep

 

[chuck estevez]

urban dictionary
1.

Dueces
Similar to "peace" or "peace out" taken from the hand siginal that means "peace"
I'm outta here, man, see you later, dueces
by Brent N. July 27, 2003

 

[Singlemalt]

Are you guys really that low in life to make fun of a mental disease ?

This is a sociological/ mental health experiment. We want to see; since assburger's is a subset of Tourettes, how close they really are. You are demonstrating the thin line to a full blown Tourette event

 

[chuck estevez]

The amount of alerts is annoying me please stop trying to argue with me. Every time one of you guys respond I hear a loud ring which I is annoying I'm trying to sleep

k, dueces