The "I'm Sorry" Thread

[bu$hleaguer]

I'd do so happily, yes.

I'd suck her dry.

Just say you're sorry and it's all good. That's how this shit works.

 

[Blue Wizard]

I'm sorry I haven't drank her jizz yet. Is that better?

 

[ovo]

admiral halsey sorry

 

[bu$hleaguer]

sorry

 

[Trousers]

What is the opposite of "sorry"?
I would like to offer that to the entire world.

 

[Yessica...]

sorry

I'm sorry that I'm not spreading happiness and joy 100% of the time...

Here are some offerings to brighten up your day, you're great.

 

[vro]

 

[Yessica...]

That is A LOT of porn. Standard beat sesh? I can't say I've ever watched that many consecutive hours ever...

 

[vro]

i used to do it when i was around 13. i was so horny back then i actually want to take test injections just to relive that, or see if it even makes you more horny. i was waking up with a boner every day, id get on the bus and the bumps during the bus ride was enough to give me a boner. i want to just inject test all day now that i think about it why do they even have shit like viagra and cialis? just take test it improves your life in every way srs

 

[Yessica...]

just take test it improves your life in every way srs

Sounds legit...

General
The most frequently reported side effects with this drug are edema, acne, site pain, injection site erythema, cough or dyspnea during or immediately after injection.

The most frequently reported side effects with testosterone topical are skin reaction (16.1%) and allergic contact dermatitis (up to 37%).[Ref]

Dermatologic
Very common (10% or more): Testosterone topical: Skin reaction (16.1%), burn-like blisters (12%), itching, allergic contact dermatitis (up to 37%)
Common (1% to 10%): Acne, induration, burning
Uncommon (0.1% to 1%): Alopecia, erythema, rash (including rash popular), pruritus, dry skin, folliculitis (testosterone topical)
Frequency not reported: Seborrhea, urticaria, male pattern baldness, hirsutism injection site inflammation
Postmarketing reports: Angioedema, angioneurotic edema, hyperhidrosis, discolored hair, leukocytoclastic vasculitis[Ref]

Endocrine
Very common (10% or more): Accelerated growth
Common (1% to 10%): Increased estradiol, hypogonadism
Uncommon (0.1% to 1%): Increased blood testosterone
Frequency not reported: Signs of virilization in women (e.g., hoarseness, acne, hirsutism, menstrual irregularity, clitoral enlargement, and alopecia), precocious puberty (in prepubertal males)
Postmarketing reports: Hyperparathyroidism, prolactin increased, testosterone increased[Ref]

Gastrointestinal
Very common (10% or more): Testosterone buccal film: Gingivitis (32.6%)
Common (1% to 10%): Diarrhea, oily stools (due to IM injection oily solvent); Testosterone topical: Gastroesophageal reflux disease, gastrointestinal bleeding, gum or mouth irritation (9.2%), taste bitter, gum pain, gum tenderness, gum edema, taste perversion
Uncommon (0.1% to 1%): Nausea
Rare (less than 0.1%): Abdominal pain
Frequency not reported: Abdominal disorder, intraabdominal hemorrhage
Postmarketing reports: Vomiting; Testosterone buccal film: Dry mouth, gingival swelling, lip swelling, mouth ulceration, stomatitis[Ref]

The majority of gum-related adverse events were transient.[Ref]

Cardiovascular
Common (1% to 10%): Hot flush, hypertension
Uncommon (0.1% to 1%): Cardiovascular disorder
Frequency not reported: Venous thromboembolism
Postmarketing reports: Angina pectoris, cardiac arrest, cardiac failure, coronary artery disease, coronary artery occlusion, myocardial infarction, tachycardia, cerebral infarction, cerebrovascular accident, circulatory collapse, deep venous thrombosis, syncope, thromboembolism, thrombosis, venous insufficiency[Ref]

Genitourinary
Common (1% to 10%): Abnormal prostate examination, benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH), ejaculation disorder, prostatitis
Uncommon (0.1% to 1%): Prostate induration, prostatic disorder, testicular pain, decreased urine flow, urinary retention, urinary tract disorder, nocturia, dysuria
Rare (less than 0.1%): Micturition disorders, epididymitis, bladder irritability, impotence, inhibition of testicular function and testicular atrophy
Frequency not reported: Oligospermia, priapism, benign prostatic hyperplasia (prostatic growth to eugonadal state), excessive frequency and duration of erections; Pediatrics: Precocious sexual development, an increased frequency of erections, phallic enlargement
Postmarketing reports: Prostate infection, calculus urinary, dysuria, hematuria, urinary tract disorder, pollakiuria[Ref]

Hematologic
Common (1% to 10%): Polycythemia, hematocrit increased
Uncommon (0.1% to 1%): Increased red blood cell count, increased hemoglobin, prolonged activated partial thromboplastin time, prolonged prothrombin time
Frequency not reported: Blood and lymphatic system disorders, suppression of clotting factors II, V, VII, and X, bleeding in patients on concomitant anticoagulant therapy
Postmarketing reports: Thrombocytopenia, anemia[Ref]

Metabolic
Common (1% to 10%): Weight increased, appetite increased, fluid retention (sodium, chloride, water, potassium, calcium, and inorganic phosphates)
Uncommon (0.1% to 1%): Increased glycosylated hemoglobin, hypercholesterolemia, increased triglyceride
Frequency not reported: Abnormal lipids (decrease in serum LDL, HDL, and triglycerides), metabolism and nutrition disorders, hypercalcemia
Postmarketing reports: Hypoglycemia, diabetes mellitus, fluid retention, hyperlipidemia, hypertriglyceridemia, blood glucose increased[Ref]

Musculoskeletal
Common (1% to 10%): Back pain, hemarthrosis (testosterone topical)
Uncommon (0.1% to 1%): Arthralgia, pain in extremity, muscle spasm, muscle strain, myalgia, musculoskeletal stiffness, increased creatine phosphokinase
Frequency not reported: Pediatrics: Premature epiphyseal closure, increased bone formation
Postmarketing reports: Musculoskeletal chest pain, musculoskeletal pain, myalgia, osteopenia, osteoporosis, systemic lupus erythematosus[Ref]

Nervous system
Common (1% to 10%): Headache, vertigo (topical testosterone)
Uncommon (0.1% to 1%): Migraine, tremor, dizziness
Frequency not reported: Nervousness, paresthesia
Postmarketing reports: Cerebrovascular insufficiency, reversible ischemic neurological deficiency, transient ischemic attack, amnesia[Ref]

Oncologic
Common (1% to 10%): Prostatic specific antigen (PSA) increased, prostate cancer
Uncommon (0.1% to 1%): Prostatic intraepithelial neoplasia
Rare (less than 0.1%): Neoplasms benign, malignant, and unspecified (including cysts and polyps)[Ref]

Other
Common (1% to 10%): Fatigue, hyperhidrosis; chills, body pain, smell disorder
Uncommon (0.1% to 1%): Breast induration, breast pain, sensitive nipples, gynecomastia, increased estradiol, increased testosterone, asthenia, night sweats
Rare (less than 0.1%): Fever, malaise
Frequency not reported: Edema
Postmarketing reports: Sudden hearing loss, tinnitus, Influenza like illness[Ref]

Psychiatric
Common (1% to 10%): Irritability, insomnia, mood swings, aggression,
Uncommon (0.1% to 1%): Depression, emotional disorder, restlessness, increased libido, decreased libido
Frequency not reported: Hostility, anxiety
Postmarketing reports: Korsakoff's psychosis nonalcoholic, male orgasmic disorder, restlessness, sleep disorder[Ref]

Respiratory
Common (1% to 10%): Sinusitis, nasopharyngitis, upper respiratory tract infection, bronchitis
Uncommon (0.1% to 1%): Cough, dyspnea, snoring, dysphonia
Rare (less than 0.1%): Pulmonary microembolism (POME) (cough, dyspnea, malaise, hyperhidrosis, chest pain, dizziness, paresthesia, or syncope) caused by oily solutions
Frequency not reported: Sleep apnea
Postmarketing reports: Chest pain, asthma, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, hyperventilation, obstructive airway disorder, pharyngeal edema, pharyngolaryngeal pain, pulmonary embolism, respiratory distress, rhinitis, sleep apnea syndrome[Ref]

Signs and symptoms of pulmonary microemboli may occur during or immediately after the injections and are reversible.[Ref]

Hepatic
Uncommon (0.1% to 1%): Abnormal LFT, increased AST
Rare (less than 0.1%): Abnormal hepatic function
Frequency not reported: Jaundice, benign liver tumor, malignant liver tumor, liver enlargement, peliosis hepatitis
Postmarketing reports: ALT increased, AST increased, bilirubin increased, transaminases increased, gamma-glutamyltransferase increased[Ref]

 

[vro]

half the stuff in that sounds like theyre good things, and if you go get your blood checked to know everything you would know how often to inject safely thats why they have trt in the first place

 

[Yessica...]

half the stuff in that sounds like theyre good things, and if you go get your blood checked to know everything you would know how often to inject safely thats why they have trt in the first place

I can't really see "inject" and "safe" being in the same sentence, unless it's medically sanctioned/ supervised.

Are testosterone injections legal and voluntary? I have NO clue. But unless I get Diabeeeetus at some point, going to keep away from injections.

Always thought testosterone injections lead to Man Boobs.



Could blame Chuck Palahniuk and middle school health education for that.

 

[vro]

its called test replacement therapy and it is legal, a urologist gives you shots. bodybuilders order them off the internet get their blood checked and inject themselves. the only people that get fucked up are the dumbasses injecting way to much for a long period of time with other steroids

 

[qwizoking]

testosterone for bulk is BAD. being deficient naturally and supplementing artificially is fine. being deficient means your "normal" is lower and you will still have side effects.

2-3 cycles is all it takes to fuck your self up if going for body mass

and yes man boobs are a side effect once you stop.

 

[vro]

testosterone for bulk is BAD. being deficient naturally and supplementing artificially is fine. being deficient means your "normal" is lower and you will still have side effects.

2-3 cycles is all it takes to fuck your self up if going for body mass

and yes man boobs are a side effect once you stop.

have you ever taken it before? how does it fuck you up after 2/3 cycles? what did you use to increase test?

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

That is A LOT of porn. Standard beat sesh? I can't say I've ever watched that many consecutive hours ever...

should be called red palms not red tube lmao!

I guess im sorry that your sorry.

 

[qwizoking]

have i?
no, all natural baby.
a few of my home boys have. all are now on hormone therapy. and was done/given by a "trainer"
one of my boys quit after seeing side effects from first cycle.

once you stop, your t plummets with your high estrogen. first you get bigger all around. you know that country fed motherfucker look, thick. thats fat deposits with muscle. in their case from elevated intake of estrogen via eggs milk etc.. why when they flex they aint ripped. i flex my hand you can see the 4 muscles wrap all the way around and huge at the connection-wrist you get the idea.

your manly pecks will turn to cones and your nipples will enlarge
. my homeboys like to wear two shirts for this reason.
your fat will be deposited in different areas at higher ratios ie your hips. and when they say once you quit the gains are lost too, they mean it. theres a reason women dont have guns

you become more emotionally unstable.

your metabolism slows. you lose energy.

basically it makes you a bitch.

 

[vro]

do you know how much they were injecting and what their levels were at before they started?

 

[bu$hleaguer]

basically it makes you a bitch.

Well that would explain all the track marks on @mr sunshine 's scrotum then.

 

[qwizoking]

no those were me. sorry if it was distracting.




and no i dont sorry, neither do they anymore.