The Irish Growers Thread!

[Sandgrouper]

Fuck me 8.5! Im 7.1 thank fuck lol the electronic heating is the culprit mate n under floor heating would rack up a bill that high!

It is mad - but we have had major water issues, I think it goes off again tomorrow I have no idea but maybe they are adding crap to the water to fix the issues -- no idea really but a thought as it does seem mad high.

I cannot buy any more stuff until I get some cash from Oz (do it work) If I asked the misses whom is currently paying our entire existence I believe she would remove what is left of my nuts

 

[guitarisgr8]

It is mad - but we have had major water issues, I think it goes off again tomorrow I have no idea but maybe they are adding crap to the water to fix the issues -- no idea really but a thought as it does seem mad high.

I cannot buy any more stuff until I get some cash from Oz (do it work) If I asked the misses whom is currently paying our entire existence I believe she would remove what is left of my nuts

They will be fine...(ssshhh they can sense when you're worried)
Besides if they don't make it I'll get some kush n' cheese or dinachem beans to ya, I got 10 packs for a deal (guy in the grow shop digs my oil it seems)

 

[Sandgrouper]

They will be fine...(ssshhh they can sense when you're worried)
Besides if they don't make it I'll get some kush n' cheese or dinachem beans to ya, I got 10 packs for a deal (guy in the grow shop digs my oil it seems)

He did dig your oil - nice deal bro -

I was invited to view someone's grow the other day.... man I did not say much to him, his old man has cancer and he is growing 'for him' pffft - and wants to make oil / shatter and reading up on alcohol method. - normal suburban house you know semi detached - soon as you walked in the front door you could smell it. Had a bleeding tent on the landing venting to the attic - hope they stay safe the old man was a real nice guy, but seriously - the funny part is the son is a bit tapped and wont use the internet as everyone is watching and tracking you - but perfectly happy to grow a forest in the relative open -

 

[guitarisgr8]

He did dig your oil - nice deal bro -

I was invited to view someone's grow the other day.... man I did not say much to him, his old man has cancer and he is growing 'for him' pffft - and wants to make oil / shatter and reading up on alcohol method. - normal suburban house you know semi detached - soon as you walked in the front door you could smell it. Had a bleeding tent on the landing venting to the attic - hope they stay safe the old man was a real nice guy, but seriously - the funny part is the son is a bit tapped and wont use the internet as everyone is watching and tracking you - but perfectly happy to grow a forest in the relative open -

Yea I hear ya brother.... friend of mine was growing in a fucking bedsit, ground floor....big window looking out onto a busy city center street.... The smell was unreal....could spot that HPS glow a mile away.....did a full grow there (badly) I don't know how he got away with it....I kept a mile away from him at all times after I saw his so called grow....won't have anyone drag me down....I love my life as is! I've since taught him to get his shit together so we could resume our friendship.

I hope your mate stays safe.... It seems 'they're' not actively looking to bust all us small timers.....but 'they' won't ignore the obvious.

 

[R3l@X]

Don't associate with other grows mate! Stay clear of em all

 

[Sandgrouper]

Yea I hear ya brother.... friend of mine was growing in a fucking bedsit, ground floor....big window looking out onto a busy city center street.... The smell was unreal....could spot that HPS glow a mile away.....did a full grow there (badly) I don't know how he got away with it....I kept a mile away from him at all times after I saw his so called grow....won't have anyone drag me down....I love my life as is! I've since taught him to get his shit together so we could resume our friendship.

I hope your mate stays safe.... It seems 'they're' not actively looking to bust all us small timers.....but 'they' won't ignore the obvious.

More an acquaintance of a friend - that is the first thing that had the danger will Robinson going on, seen the guy once at a friends house then out of the blue you want to come check out his grow - I mean well yea, but who is this guy? Oh he is harmless a bit tapped, his dad has the big C etc etc anyway want to check it out 'yea sure'

Once I saw it I was like ummm can we go now. I know I do tend to be on the more paranoid side of the scale but have always thought a little healthy paranoia is a good thing.

Has you mate grown again?

The best / worst one I have ever seen was in Oz Land, - an amazing sight - you have never seen so many hoods in your life -

Personally I like my tiny ass 60X60 - safe secure, and no fekin way anyone I don't know would be visiting.

 

[Sandgrouper]

don't associate with other grows mate! Stay clear of em all

^^^^^^like^^^^^^

 

[guitarisgr8]

More an acquaintance of a friend - that is the first thing that had the danger will Robinson going on, seen the guy once at a friends house then out of the blue you want to come check out his grow - I mean well yea, but who is this guy? Oh he is harmless a bit tapped, his dad has the big C etc etc anyway want to check it out 'yea sure'

Once I saw it I was like ummm can we go now. I know I do tend to be on the more paranoid side of the scale but have always thought a little healthy paranoia is a good thing.

Has you mate grown again?

The best / worst one I have ever seen was in Oz Land, - an amazing sight - you have never seen so many hoods in your life -

Personally I like my tiny ass 60X60 - safe secure, and no fekin way anyone I don't know would be visiting.

Don't associate with other grows mate! Stay clear of em all

Yep... been doing this for 9 years and have seen a lot of bragging fools. I taught my mate to get his shit together so we could resume our friendship.....by getting him to stopgrowing!Most of my mates think I get 'my stuff' from one of my hippie musician contacts.... even the best of friends can get loose lipped and careless when drunk and chatting up girls....in this game of ours a little paranoia is a good thing.

"Hey man ya wanna check out my grow...tis feckin deadly...6 foot trees full of stinkin bud in the middle of the kitchen....don't mind the local postman and the 12 knacker mates takin pics on their phones of the massive plants so they can put them on their facebook".......errr I don't know this guy...and I don't smoke weed anymore....and I lost my phone and I don't have a new number!!

 

[guitarisgr8]

Don't associate with other grows mate! Stay clear of em all

What he said!!

 

[Sandgrouper]

Right got housework to do, shopping and think about dinner. Oh the life of a house husband. Catch you later, don't forget to post that mean ass set up to FB I'll share it on redit for ya

 

[guitarisgr8]

Right got housework to do, shopping and think about dinner. Oh the life of a house husband. Catch you later, don't forget to post that mean ass set up to FB I'll share it on redit for ya

Ha..ha.. nice one mate....I'll also send ya pics of me wearing my baseball cap with the big hash leaf on it.....bleedin rapid!!

Have a good one bro, catch ya later

 

[R3l@X]

Yeah loose lips n all that carry on lol

 

[guitarisgr8]

Yeah loose lips n all that carry on lol

What...you don't have a baseball cap with a hash leaf on it?....or a phone cover with lot's of hash leaves on it?..... or a hoodie that says "I smoke weed everyday, and I'm so deadly I don't give a fuck who knows".....or neck a load of yokes and bring half the club back to your grow to enjoy the good vibes?

 

[R3l@X]

What...you don't have a baseball cap with a hash leaf on it?....or a phone cover with lot's of hash leaves on it?..... or a hoodie that says "I smoke weed everyday, and I'm so deadly I don't give a fuck who knows".....or neck a load of yokes and bring half the club back to your grow to enjoy the good vibes?

hahahaha,always lol when I see those dumb fucks basically saying "hey, you garda SEARCH ME!" ...aww man could so see someone showing a group of strangers their grow when buzzing off their tits lol good times lol

 

[guitarisgr8]

hahahaha,always lol when I see those dumb fucks basically saying "hey, you garda SEARCH ME!" ...aww man could so see someone showing a group of strangers their grow when buzzing off their tits lol good times lol

Yep...I put it down to some folks being young and dumb and straight up lack of education...their just cannon fodder, easy targets to bust with their gaffs full of plants whilst we grow small ops with our mouths shut and get blazed behind closed doors... I hope that doesn't sound pompous or snobish....

 

[guitarisgr8]

D'ya remember this.... guy in Australia hiding his plants in plain sight in his front garden by pruning them into hedges ha...ha..

http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/03/hiding-in-plain-sight-man-planted-cannabis-hedges/#!vBfki

 

[guitarisgr8]

Maybe the dumb fucks with their marijuana hoodies are trying to hide in plain sight.... maybe some sort of reverse psychology... ha..ha..

 

[R3l@X]

Hahaha, its the ego that plays a huge role in it mate, im a greedy stoner that doesn't wanna share the fruits of his labour with his dole feind friends so I don't say shit to anyone...wouldn't tell my gf if I could get away with it but its cool she doesn't smoke.

 

[guitarisgr8]

Hahaha, its the ego that plays a huge role in it mate, im a greedy stoner that doesn't wanna share the fruits of his labour with his dole feind friends so I don't say shit to anyone...wouldn't tell my gf if I could get away with it but its cool she doesn't smoke.

Yea it must be the ego. We're all greedy stoners who don't like to share....when my friends are over I have my jars well hidden and just leave a gram or two in a little baggie and tell em it's a 50 bag I just picked up, we smoke it....and when they feck off I whip out my oil and hash and jar of bud, then roll a massive fatty topped with full melt goodness....I'm not stingy or a bogart but I put the work in so I reap the rewards. Always give em something awesome for their b-days though....tell em I ordered it from the deep web...ha..ha...

Yea it's impossible to hide it from our gf's...they know us far too well....and living with a grower... my gf often comes home to find me flushing plants in the bathtub....."For fucks sake your ganna block up the drain again with those bloody white stones!".....it's perlite love.

 

[Sandgrouper]

I thought about not telling the wife but for many reasons I sought her approval, don't like lying also she would have seriously gone off on one if she found out I went behind her back. I tell you fellas you don't want to mess with her, she spends at least 15 hours a week training she would batter me into next week and being ten years younger than me I don't stand a chance.

Love that Aussie article, that is some funny shit never seen it before.

Now unpack that shopping and put another load in the washing machine, and at some stage think about fixing the fence that is over the back yard - hi didly ho neighbour