The moderately old-fartish thread

[eye exaggerate]

Greys

Random, single hairs that know no bounds

Tweezers

Pains, phantom, and otherwise

Couldn't care less

Care too much

And, etc.

 

[Diabolical666]

Im in..i use tweezers

 

[eye exaggerate]

Im in..i use tweezers

Crazy that it feels just like it sounds in a cartoon.

 

[Aeroknow]

I cant drink milk anymore unless there's a shitter near by. My 43 yo stomach cant handle it anymore.

 

[curious2garden]

Im in..i use tweezers

I'll see your tweezers and raise you magnification

 

[Singlemalt]

Greys

Random, single hairs that know no bounds

Tweezers

Pains, phantom, and otherwise

Couldn't care less

Care too much

And, etc.

Do you get those bizarre wirey hairs growning out your ear? WTF, where did they come from?

 

[eye exaggerate]

Do you get those bizarre wirey hairs growning out your ear? WTF, where did they come from?

Yep, those fuckers. And when people have them I can't help but stare.

 

[curious2garden]

Yep, those fuckers. And when people have them I can't help but stare.

That's where old man stank comes from

 

[eye exaggerate]

That's where old man stank comes from

And overalls.

 

[Aeroknow]

Do you get those bizarre wirey hairs growning out your ear? WTF, where did they come from?

Nose, ears, eybrows. The thing is bad ass

 

[cat of curiosity]

 

[cannabineer]

Greys

Random, single hairs that know no bounds

Tweezers

Pains, phantom, and otherwise

Couldn't care less

Care too much

And, etc.

This stage of our lives
Deserves its own slogan
Oh my fucking back

 

[haight]

Im in..i use tweezers

To jerk off?

 

[haight]

I cant drink milk anymore unless there's a shitter near by. My 43 yo stomach cant handle it anymore.

Yea but it gives you great farts

 

[tangerinegreen555]

To jerk off?

Do girIs use tweezers to jack off in Philly or something?

Never heard of that one.

 

[cat of curiosity]

This stage of our lives
Deserves its own slogan

can it be a borrowed slogan from the younger variety?

 

[buzzardbreath]

Yea but it gives you great farts

when things are down and the cups half full, a coolheaded mofo you are

 

[Gary Goodson]

To jerk off?

Don't you dare... Don't you fucking dare! I will follow you around shitting on every post you make. Then I'll tag a whole bunch of other trolls to join in.

 

[buzzardbreath]

Don't you dare... Don't you fucking dare! I will follow you around shitting on every post you make. Then I'll tag a whole bunch of other trolls to join in.

He ain't lying, don't ask how i know

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Don't you dare... Don't you fucking dare! I will follow you around shitting on every post you make. Then I'll tag a whole bunch of other trolls to join in.