So I'm outside talking to a fellow dishwasher about the Suicide Squad movie coming out next year.
Next thing I know this cute chick pops around the corner and starts telling me how excited she is and how much she loves Harley Quinn. After a moment of chatting she heads back inside.
And I tell you folks.... she was wearing these short shorts. I swear to god almighty, Odin, Vishnu, Buddha, and even frank that if she would have bent over I would have gone to jail, but her ass would still be shaking by the time I got out. I would have smacked that ass so hard her grandbabies would have a bruise.
... Sigh, I sometimes I wish I weren't married. But I do love my wife, and no booty will mean more to me. No matter how round and perfectly molded in those daisy dukes...
Next thing I know this cute chick pops around the corner and starts telling me how excited she is and how much she loves Harley Quinn. After a moment of chatting she heads back inside.
And I tell you folks.... she was wearing these short shorts. I swear to god almighty, Odin, Vishnu, Buddha, and even frank that if she would have bent over I would have gone to jail, but her ass would still be shaking by the time I got out. I would have smacked that ass so hard her grandbabies would have a bruise.
... Sigh, I sometimes I wish I weren't married. But I do love my wife, and no booty will mean more to me. No matter how round and perfectly molded in those daisy dukes...
But fuck hookers I ain't wearing no dick pinchers I like it Raw!! 
