Well come here and I'll get to work in the kitchen for you.
Seriously, why do other girls my age not know how to cook? Or at least bake. Getting baked and making pies are two of my favorite things. April knows what I'm talking about at least.
As for the ears? I hear they have ones that change position according to your attentiveness and mood- I'd love a pair of those if they were naturalistic. They're super cute too, but my ear-wearing is more to do with my therianthropy, I feel like they're supposed to be there. These one are functioning ear muffs, too!
I wonder if a lady like this will help me cook dinner sometime...