Dislexicmidget2021
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oh ,,I dont know,maybe someone shitting on your front porch or maybe just getting farted on by a lactose intolerant whale,,Ya know that whole rigamaroll...
The offensive/vulgar jargon thread
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hempyninja309
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I knew we would be on the same page eb
ebgood
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ThorGanjason
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What's worse than 100 dead babies in a pile? 1 dead baby in 100 piles.
Sorry, I love babies but I figured I'd go ahead and take it to the next level. *no babies were harmed during the production of this post*
Sorry, I love babies but I figured I'd go ahead and take it to the next level. *no babies were harmed during the production of this post*
Dislexicmidget2021
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How did the dead baby cross the road?,,,,Stapled to the chicken!*Baby abuse disclaimer*No dead baby's were harmed in this posting.
HeartlandHank
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Not children. Teenagers yes, if they really deserve it.
Kids can't fight back... I say they are off limits. But if a 16 yr old kid is being an asshole to his parents and they want to slap him in the face, go for it.
It's no different then if one of his friends want to slap him in the face for being a dumbass. Sometimes little assholes need their ass kicked.
But, an adult hitting a child? Fucking disgusting.. If you're going to do it... don't do it in public. Please. I hate seeing that shit. I feel embarrassed for you.
Beating as some sort of personality training? It just seems like a bad way to teach your kids something.
hempyninja309
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This is all just a joke..... Crude and disturbing humor. I have never nor will never lay my hands on a child or a woman. If anyone finds the content of this thread offensive then get your panties out of a bunch and turn the Disney channel back on. Everyone else lets step it up a notch and get even more offensive if that is even possible.
HeartlandHank
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I didn't think you were pro beating children... i just answered a question. I wasn't directing towards you.
What's the best part about getting an 18yr old in the shower.
With their hair wet they could pass as 13..
HeartlandHank
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What's more fun that 7 dead babies in a garbage can?
- 1 dead baby in 7 garbage cans.
That's all I got for the vulgar thread..
- 1 dead baby in 7 garbage cans.
That's all I got for the vulgar thread..
Dislexicmidget2021
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What do you call a leper in a bathtub?,,,,,,stew
ebgood
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LMFAO! i would be offended by that
joe macclennan
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Oh I don't know buck it's just getting started. I think this thread has the potential to be epic.
joe macclennan
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offensive enough?
Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying in bed reading. Man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep." Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her & nicks her purse.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
All the ones who can run, jump, or swim have already crossed the border.
2 car pile up on the Mexican border. Thousands die.
A black student is dropped off by the bus to his waiting father after middle school. He tells his dad that while he and his gym classmates were showering he noticed that his dick was alot bigger than the rest of the boys. He asks is it because he is black. The father replied "No, it's because your are 19
What can a pizza do that a black man can't? Feed a family of five.
A little boy wakes up in the middle of the night and walks into his parents room and sees them having sex. The little boy, traumatized, runs out of the room crying. "You should go check on him, thats really going to be something you need to explain," said the mother. The father laughed it off with a traditional "he will get over it," and continued to chuckle about the whole situation.
After some additional prodding from the mother the father agrees to go talk to the little boy. As he is walking down the hallway to his sons room he hears an empty thumping sound coming from his sons room. Thump - Thump - squish - Thump- Thump The father, very confused, slams the door open and sees his son balls deep, pounding the shit out of his grandmothers asshole. Just really going to town on it.
The father screams "What the hell are you doing?" The boy replies, "It's not so funny when its your mom, is it?"
A woman successfully gives birth after several hours of labor. The doctor takes the baby and leaves the room to perform some tests. Several minutes later, the doctor returns with the baby in his arms and then suddenly begins to punch it, kick it, throw it about the room and slam it against an adjacent wall. The woman screams, "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY?!" To which the doctor replies, "April Fool's! It was already dead!"
just a few for now..
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her & nicks her purse.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
All the ones who can run, jump, or swim have already crossed the border.
2 car pile up on the Mexican border. Thousands die.
A black student is dropped off by the bus to his waiting father after middle school. He tells his dad that while he and his gym classmates were showering he noticed that his dick was alot bigger than the rest of the boys. He asks is it because he is black. The father replied "No, it's because your are 19
What can a pizza do that a black man can't? Feed a family of five.
A little boy wakes up in the middle of the night and walks into his parents room and sees them having sex. The little boy, traumatized, runs out of the room crying. "You should go check on him, thats really going to be something you need to explain," said the mother. The father laughed it off with a traditional "he will get over it," and continued to chuckle about the whole situation.
After some additional prodding from the mother the father agrees to go talk to the little boy. As he is walking down the hallway to his sons room he hears an empty thumping sound coming from his sons room. Thump - Thump - squish - Thump- Thump The father, very confused, slams the door open and sees his son balls deep, pounding the shit out of his grandmothers asshole. Just really going to town on it.
The father screams "What the hell are you doing?" The boy replies, "It's not so funny when its your mom, is it?"
A woman successfully gives birth after several hours of labor. The doctor takes the baby and leaves the room to perform some tests. Several minutes later, the doctor returns with the baby in his arms and then suddenly begins to punch it, kick it, throw it about the room and slam it against an adjacent wall. The woman screams, "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY?!" To which the doctor replies, "April Fool's! It was already dead!"
just a few for now..
loquacious
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Absolutely love the spinach and nightclub jokes!
burgertime2010
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The devil? Seriously? Imaginary characters don't connect at all. Pedophiles covering for other diddlers is promoting yes. Parents are pussies these days, kids need to fear wrath....I got my ass beat as a kid and deserved it....it did no good.....corporal punishment is lazy. Kids are fucking annoying and I understand the urge. A good spank....why not once in a while?