The (official) RIU, TACO THREAD

[dannyboy602]

Don't come in here posting pictures of hotdogs or hamburgers or anything else that isn't a fucking taco.

Say What???

I fucking love tacos. If tacos were a dude I'd blow like 6-7 tacos in one sitting.

I am oddly turned on by that statement.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I don't like hard tacos. We make soft tacos but use the large tortillas. Maybe they would be considered a burrito. I roll them and are as big as your forearm.

the size of the tortilla is far less relevant than the type of tortilla.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Speaking of taco shells... I prefer the "stand and stuff" form. It is one of the best two things white folks brought with them to the new world (the other is the wheel).

However, a while back those bitches at Ortega (who must own the 'stand and stuff' patent - because this is America and they need to find a way to recoup their R&D costs) changed the formula resulting in a dry, grainy shell with all the allure of eating a scab. It is terrible. Now i have to choose between tacos that either taste good OR stand on the own, but I cannot have both. This sucks and has made taco night a disaster. There are taco-fillings all over the floor ground into the carpet. I am getting too emotional.

 

[Zig-Zag Blue]

Speaking of taco shells... I prefer the "stand and stuff" form. It is one of the best two things white folks brought with them to the new world (the other is the wheel).

However, a while back those bitches at Ortega (who must own the 'stand and stuff' patent - because this is America and they need to find a way to recoup their R&D costs) changed the formula resulting in a dry, grainy shell with all the allure of eating a scab. It is terrible. Now i have to choose between tacos that either taste good OR stand on the own, but I cannot have both. This sucks and has made taco night a disaster. There are taco-fillings all over the floor ground into the carpet. I am getting too emotional.

wrong kind of stand please move to the im sorry thread please admin

 

[abe supercro]

 

[Aeroknow]

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Do you ever put some tapatio in corona? I do

 

[The_Herban_Legend]

Do you ever put some tapatio in corona?

Never tried that but I do love Coronas and tapatio.

 

[dannyboy602]

Love Love love Rancheros Eggs. My Mexican neighbor taught me how to make some incredible tortilla soup. I'm starting to develop a tolerance to hot peppers.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I think that no matter how good tacos can be - this thread is starting to look like "I puked on my dinner plate"

 

[The_Herban_Legend]

I think that no matter how good tacos can be - this thread is starting to look like "I puked on my dinner plate"

The best foods, tend to.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

The best foods, tend to.

make you puke on your dinner plate?

I would rethink my quality standards at that point.

http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g778069-d2093628-r136309036-Saratoga-Woodstown_County_Waterford.html

http://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g30196-d800621-i139720831-Lamberts_Downtown_Barbecue-Austin_Texas.html

http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g34561-d922770-r83820510-Parkside_Cafe-Pinellas_Park_Florida.html

And why don't these Trip Adviser users seem to agree?

 

[abe supercro]

Chilaquiles

 

[Unclebaldrick]

but this made me laugh

 

[The_Herban_Legend]

make you puke on your dinner plate?

I would rethink my quality standards at that point.

http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g778069-d2093628-r136309036-Saratoga-Woodstown_County_Waterford.html

http://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g30196-d800621-i139720831-Lamberts_Downtown_Barbecue-Austin_Texas.html

http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g34561-d922770-r83820510-Parkside_Cafe-Pinellas_Park_Florida.html

And why don't these Trip Adviser users seem to agree?

You never had puke on a plate? It is the beeees kneeeees.

 

[peacepipe11]

Hey PeePee-liner 11...

don't listen to the voices!

be quite idiot

 

[Unclebaldrick]

 

[Lord Kanti]

Damn. Beat me to it.

 

[Lord Kanti]

These are Syrian refugees, not Mexicans.

Deep down inside, aren't we all Syrian refugees..?

 

[The_Herban_Legend]

Deep down inside, aren't we all Syrian refugees..?

No

 

[tangerinegreen555]

be quite idiot

You EAT them Peepee-liner...

not blow them...