The Old Farts thread

qwizoking said:
it was more.. thats what we would expect, the generational archetype

we fuck around in tnt, but we still hold ourselves to a standard

did you not catch the threads last night before bannings and deletions?

that could easily be you
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Last night? I don't remember the corona must have given me amnesia.......
 
putembk said:
Not happening so much on the black market. Most are still getting between 1800 and 2400. I move zips and nothing has changed there. Time will tell but I hate those vape pens.....as they have grown in popularity. But the high isn't the same. Luckily.
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What do you do with your trim? I hear some chick named Nancy Botwin will buy it.
 
I caught jiggly. Now where did I put the tv remote. Isn't some tv show on.

My tv is set to the news channel. Gotta seitch hdmi for netflix.



Sf story time. But first a bump n a shot(fuckers got me doing shots)

Aiiight.

So from about 14-22 or 23 I was kinda a carnie.

I worked a ice cream booth at trade shows/fairs. If u went to one in this city u saw me. Well the job comes with a few perks such as most girls there love drugs and sex.

Well I am sitting there one day hungover trying to get high and this cute thing comes out.

We dont talk as I like silence. So she keeps walking pasg my booth. Finally comes over and says hey i say hi skip head

She asked me to grab oxy for her. I ssid ok but im in the city ill be driving back at 9 when the show closes

Drive back. Park truck at work spot and hop on train with her i got 12 10% beers and a raging hard on...

Ahe is all

To be continued

I need more dope
 
StonedFarmer said:
I caught jiggly. Now where did I put the tv remote. Isn't some tv show on.

My tv is set to the news channel. Gotta seitch hdmi for netflix.



Sf story time. But first a bump n a shot(fuckers got me doing shots)

Aiiight.

So from about 14-22 or 23 I was kinda a carnie.

I worked a ice cream booth at trade shows/fairs. If u went to one in this city u saw me. Well the job comes with a few perks such as most girls there love drugs and sex.

Well I am sitting there one day hungover trying to get high and this cute thing comes out.

We dont talk as I like silence. So she keeps walking pasg my booth. Finally comes over and says hey i say hi skip head

She asked me to grab oxy for her. I ssid ok but im in the city ill be driving back at 9 when the show closes

Drive back. Park truck at work spot and hop on train with her i got 12 10% beers and a raging hard on...

Ahe is all

To be continued

I need more dope
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hey!
only i do story time

i dont.know what you think this is

you get the crown when i die

trya coup and we goin to war
 
well woth the tcp thing the other noght. the night before i had tobprobe i wasnt opd. last night i had shit to do. its been 3 days since i really slept. im survinving on drugs right now. i think i should eat something but then id have to leave my cprner of cocaine
 
qwizoking said:
im not old or anything but i felt like sharing
i took a shit ton of opiates this past week and am super constipated- like it hurts to bend over.

but i ate some really shitty mex food when i was down south the other day... so like every hr i squirt out a turd and spend 20 min trying to clean my burning asshole

its really fucking with my day/schedule
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Good thing about being old is that you're retired and at home with a toilet close by at all times. Shitting your pants is no longer embarrassing either, I've had my episodes. Once in a casino, the wife had to do back up duty and walk close behind to avoid other old fuckers laughing at me. haha
 
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