The P.I.S.S. Method - ( Pee in your Soil Stupid ) Grow Guide

Nizza said:
You guys should do a potty cup competition lol
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thats a great idea man, the P.I.S.S method is ok, but im not sure about messing with shit.
you can adjust the content of the piss by eating a diet high in either, nitrogen (not worth while as it contins so much anyway.) potassium, bannana diet. and foods high in phosphrous. sounds like a great challange. im up for it
 
Interesting ideas - :clap: :mrgreen:
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Rico2016 said:
is this thread for real life???
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Yes … i am running a plant on this method. That is why i started it. It is for both fun and facts. Pee has been a known fertilizer - BTW most of the nutrients you use in your own grows are derived from various animal waste ( chicken / cow / fish manure ) or has UREA based nitrogen sources.

Many don’t really dive deeper into the rabbit hole ( another fertilizer BTW :bigjoint: ) about how pee is a sustainable source of micronutrients / nitrogen / phosphorus / etc.

My experiment is using a slight diluted form in the watering. Plant is in a standard bagged medium but will be infused with this pee water. The plant is thriving quite well.

Pee is actually near PH neutral too.

Gardeners often get their “ hands dirty “ in the garden - this no different.
 
HydroKid239 said:
out with the old
View attachment 5289580In with the new
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IMG_9673.jpeg Pee Tip :

The average urine tests at about 6.0, but typical urine pH may range from 4.5–8.0. The higher the number, the more basic your urine is. Other health factors / hydration / diet also plays into its purity.

Forget AN nutrients claim of “ PH PERFECT “ - you actually piss “ PeeH Perfect “ - mind blown :o
 
go go kid said:
thats a great idea man, the P.I.S.S method is ok, but im not sure about messing with shit.
you can adjust the content of the piss by eating a diet high in either, nitrogen (not worth while as it contins so much anyway.) potassium, bannana diet. and foods high in phosphrous. sounds like a great challange. im up for it
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I mean who hasn’t pulled over , pissed on a bush or tree ?

You can literally piss on any plant. It will not burn them as quickly as say animal pee high in ammonia.
Like the little fuckers that yellow spot your grass.

Been to plenty of kegger parties / poker games on patio and was shown the “ yard tree “. Tree still alive.
 
go go kid said:
how old is your piss head plant now man? im going to start one tonight, im going to use a cbd EC REGULATION hemp seed for the grow, if i can find them.
just wanted to know how far apart we are on growing them
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You can run anytime - I believe @Tvanmunhen is possibly running a plant or two.

Mine started at post #2 ( april 22 ) and currently ( last pic update ) post #181 ( may 8 )

April 22 -

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May 8

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Plant is thriving and will get another “ golden shower “ around friday. I will update that when i add “ wonder pee “
 
go go kid said:
isnt 1-3 too concentrated??? your ment to use 1-10 for best results.
if you know anyone with kids, there pee is best for flowering, where as grown adults has a higher phos/potass concentration
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I have been treating my 3 plants to a little drink from the home made lemonade tap... I read it's good for potassium deficiency... It defo sorted the problem out if light green leaves .. they became dark and lush looking in under a week... The difference was remarkable... And I used 10:1 also as I also read that this was correct dosage
 
deepshizzol said:
I have been treating my 3 plants to a little drink from the home made lemonade tap... I read it's good for potassium deficiency... It defo sorted the problem out if light green leaves .. they became dark and lush looking in under a week... The difference was remarkable... And I used 10:1 also as I also read that this was correct dosage..
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