sorry im not serious
damn
The People of Craigslist :D
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mysunnyboy
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except give you your dignity backThem ugly hoes are the ones that will do ANYTHING for you
KushXOJ
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WTF is she on a rock only diet ?she's the one on the left...
And why is her hairline running away from her face ?
Fungus Gnat
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I hope they all find the happiness they seek.
looks like some her teeth running away from front of her mouth too
i very seriously doubt it
but there is always hope
ClaytonBigsby
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Read this one in my local rants and raves:
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[h=2]I didn't know if her pussy was loose, but her belly button was[/h][HR][/HR]Date: 2012-07-08, 10:39PM PDT
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I was fucking the hell out of this gargantuan fat chick when I was drunk. I had to climb her like one of those rock climbing walls. She was 6 foot 7 and about 480. Andrea(never got her last name). I had to take this opportunity. Who gets the chance to ride big foot? I mounted up, held on and poked away. I was like DAM BITCH, your pussy is huge. She was like "Get your dick out of my belly button fool!" So I went on to her hair ball covered cave and it was a little better. Here is where the nightmare took off. She rolled me over like a stuffed rag toy and rode me squishing the hell out of me. She held me down and I was in it for the long haul. My dick took her side and stayed hard. I wanted out so bad when smothered me screaming names at me but again, my dick wouldn't go down. I went out to the balcony later and used the panic button on my car alarm remote giving me the escape route but she was on to that. She went with me squeezing my hand letting me know I was going to be mounted again by big foot. I got my escape chance when she went in to shower. I jumped off the second story balcony in my underwear with only my keys. I have to get new ID and bank cards on Monday. Good think My ID is from Montana, another big foot territory. Dam Oregon, you got some monsters up here. On my way home I went to a drive-thru at Jack in the Box with change out of my ashtray and there was another big foot chick. Probably her sister. She had to duck down almost in half to get to the window to take my change. Guess what??? She wrote her number on my receipt. What if it is her sister and they grudge fuck me to a whither? I'm going to wait it out, but two big foots, wheweee! I'd have to get in shape cause she probably lives on the 3rd floor and I can't make that jump barefoot.
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[h=2]I didn't know if her pussy was loose, but her belly button was[/h][HR][/HR]Date: 2012-07-08, 10:39PM PDT
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I was fucking the hell out of this gargantuan fat chick when I was drunk. I had to climb her like one of those rock climbing walls. She was 6 foot 7 and about 480. Andrea(never got her last name). I had to take this opportunity. Who gets the chance to ride big foot? I mounted up, held on and poked away. I was like DAM BITCH, your pussy is huge. She was like "Get your dick out of my belly button fool!" So I went on to her hair ball covered cave and it was a little better. Here is where the nightmare took off. She rolled me over like a stuffed rag toy and rode me squishing the hell out of me. She held me down and I was in it for the long haul. My dick took her side and stayed hard. I wanted out so bad when smothered me screaming names at me but again, my dick wouldn't go down. I went out to the balcony later and used the panic button on my car alarm remote giving me the escape route but she was on to that. She went with me squeezing my hand letting me know I was going to be mounted again by big foot. I got my escape chance when she went in to shower. I jumped off the second story balcony in my underwear with only my keys. I have to get new ID and bank cards on Monday. Good think My ID is from Montana, another big foot territory. Dam Oregon, you got some monsters up here. On my way home I went to a drive-thru at Jack in the Box with change out of my ashtray and there was another big foot chick. Probably her sister. She had to duck down almost in half to get to the window to take my change. Guess what??? She wrote her number on my receipt. What if it is her sister and they grudge fuck me to a whither? I'm going to wait it out, but two big foots, wheweee! I'd have to get in shape cause she probably lives on the 3rd floor and I can't make that jump barefoot.
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my dick hurt for a week after that too!
Samwell Seed Well
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L oh fucking L is right as in the big L, is that his bed there next to his shoes . . .ladies i own one suit and its a leisure suittrolling?
hello ladies i am Sid, Ive recenty spent the last 5 years in jail for domestice voilence. (it wasnt my fault, she kept running into my hand) anyways haha shit happens right? YOLO! so what im looking for.. i want a girl that ll listen the first time not have to be spoken to more than once. A MUST PAY ATTENTION when i say make me sandwhich i mean it when i said i need more batterys for my xbox controller you find some if the milks past its experation date... go out and buy a new gallon is shit like that so hard? Anyways little about me i work at taco bell almost the manager... there the only felon friendly place that and chuck E Cheese... anyways im funny easy to get a long with cool tempered i dont freak out truthfull honest caring loveing passonate. Semi educated thank god for speel check right? L oh fucking L! well ladies you must want to know more send me some stuff about you self and maybe a picture..
second thing i love most is the big boy belt, hes a grown up
SirGreenThumb
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I am a 51 white BBW widow of 4 years.....I like being with men, in the last 4 years I have had one threesome experience with a married couple and a few times one on one with a woman.
I am not looking for a "relationship", but someone I can have lunch or dinner with, go see a movie with as friends and then have some other fun after if we both would like that.
ONLY women.....men please do not respond........Your E-mail will be spammed if you do
Age, size & race does not matter.....as long as you are of legal age......
I am not looking for a "relationship", but someone I can have lunch or dinner with, go see a movie with as friends and then have some other fun after if we both would like that.
ONLY women.....men please do not respond........Your E-mail will be spammed if you do
Age, size & race does not matter.....as long as you are of legal age......
[video=youtube;DOiM-0h09Ck]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOiM-0h09Ck[/video]
SirGreenThumb
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White male, 30 years old (with a much younger looking baby-face) 6ft, athletic build, dark short hair, ex-smoker, non-crazy.
Title says it all. I would like an ongoing thing. I have lots of perv-powder. LOTS. Makes for very enjoyable sexy time.
I'm a total loser by the way. I have no job, no car, and I'm well established on someone's couch. But I'm kinda' cute, and I have a big fat schlong.
But it's cool, I just want to ingest chemicals and enjoy the best speed sex we've ever had, not go meet your parents. You don't have to like me or be seen in public with me. Physical attraction is key, of course.
Also, I have no standards physically. In fact, I prefer you be ugly, overweight, older or all of the above. I dunno, I like 'em trailer-trashy looking. Young or old, thin or fat, pretty or not, I will make you feel like the sexiest porn goddess on the planet.
However, I draw the line at stupidity. Please have some intelligence.
Title says it all. I would like an ongoing thing. I have lots of perv-powder. LOTS. Makes for very enjoyable sexy time.
I'm a total loser by the way. I have no job, no car, and I'm well established on someone's couch. But I'm kinda' cute, and I have a big fat schlong.
But it's cool, I just want to ingest chemicals and enjoy the best speed sex we've ever had, not go meet your parents. You don't have to like me or be seen in public with me. Physical attraction is key, of course.
Also, I have no standards physically. In fact, I prefer you be ugly, overweight, older or all of the above. I dunno, I like 'em trailer-trashy looking. Young or old, thin or fat, pretty or not, I will make you feel like the sexiest porn goddess on the planet.
However, I draw the line at stupidity. Please have some intelligence.
SirGreenThumb
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This thread is fucking awesome! 
full of awesomenessThis thread is fucking awesome!
MrFrance
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You let them know from me. MrFrance aint gonna wait for the postman. Allow the postie to put a slip through the door. Let them know France will drive to the Post Office Depot later on and collect in person. He's going to go to sleep.
Shhhhh x
blazinkill504
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god i'd be great if one of the gargoyles yall are postin was a member of this site!This thread is fucking awesome!
SirGreenThumb
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That would be funny as hell. Can you imagine how they would react.
FresnoFarmer
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i'm so high I barely noticed the gray side burns. I knew she was wearing a cheap wig, but damn.Ok we have men seeking women and women seeking men all over the world . Let's see what they look like and how they describe themselves :b
I'll start .....
Here's a "older woman looking for a younger man"
Id hit that
