The perfect Indoor Strain

Is there such a thing? I know every strain is different and has their plus and minuses but is there a strain that has:

1)Top 5 smoke quality
2)Top 5 yield producing
3)Top 5 smell and bag appeal
4)Will grow in 9 weeks or less
5)Is easy to clone
6)Responds well to topping
7)Easy to manicure (dense buds)
Dare I also say mold and pest resistant

First time grower here, looking for some advice on strains,
but I do know that what you listed is asking way to much lol

Im looking for something that's High Yielding, Decent Quality and not difficult for a first time grower,
so far I'm thinking BC Big Bud.

Just a thought here but why don't you try getting your hands on some good strain guides such as The Big Book of Buds & (or) The Official High Times Field Guide to Marijuana Strains. This will help you ascertain which strains are ideal for beginners, which ones require a little more time to get familiar with them, what strains have a high bud to leaf ratio, & various other answers you are searching for.