The Politics of PBJ

Optimal result:

  • Butter, crust left on

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • No butter , crust left on

    Votes: 2 66.7%

  • Butter, no crust

    Votes: 1 33.3%

  • No butter, no crust

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    3
Harrekin

Harrekin

Well-Known Member
Being a newcomer to this culinary experience I want to know the optimal construction for such a cornerstone of Murican society.

I'm planning ahead, when the NWO take over, it'll no doubt be an American run affair (no doubt Obama will be Uber-Fuhrer, thanks Obama) so all us peasants will only be allowed PBJ sammiches so I'm developing a taste for them.

Also, jelly flavour...hit me.
 
The Outdoorsman

The Outdoorsman

Well-Known Member
Butter the bread first. Homemade strawberry jelly. And real peanut butter. Only ingredients should be peanuts and salt. White bread.

This is ideal^

If you don't really give a shit buy some skippy, smuckers and go to town. Glass of milk.

Haven't had a pbj in years. Peanut butter and pickle or peanut butter, banana honey good to.
 
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schuylaar

Well-Known Member
i don't understand why anyone would want to add butter to peanut butter..but this is mine:

organic:
fresh white bread
crunchy peanut butter
strawberry preserves
crust stays
slice in half
for wee people: slice in quarters
serve with chicken noodle soup

if you want a fluffernutter..choose plain not the strawberry.

 
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schuylaar

Well-Known Member
The Outdoorsman said:
Butter the bread first. Homemade strawberry jelly. And real peanut butter. Only ingredients should be peanuts and salt. White bread.

This is ideal^

If you don't really give a shit buy some skippy, smuckers and go to town. Glass of milk.

Haven't had a pbj in years. Peanut butter and pickle or peanut butter, banana honey good to.
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omg! i eat PBJ all the time..love it!
 
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schuylaar

Well-Known Member
The Outdoorsman said:
Butter the bread first. Homemade strawberry jelly. And real peanut butter. Only ingredients should be peanuts and salt. White bread.

This is ideal^

If you don't really give a shit buy some skippy, smuckers and go to town. Glass of milk.

Haven't had a pbj in years. Peanut butter and pickle or peanut butter, banana honey good to.
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shit's awesome..especially after a good high.
 
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schuylaar

Well-Known Member
dannyboy602 said:
I just ate one...what are the odds??? I don't mind sayin...i love to stick my nose in the jelly jar....its orgasmic.
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the very first bite of the sandwich, smell fresh white bread combined with thick, crunchiness of PB the tang of strawberry preserve (with BIG piece of juicy strawberry).
 
domino7

domino7

Well-Known Member
Thick layer of Jif on each slice of bread, with a nice slathering of butter covering that, topped off by a generous amount of strawberry jam, preferably Smuckers. Cut off the crust, and enjoy. The dogs get the crust lol
 
budlover13

budlover13

King Tut
Harrekin said:
Being a newcomer to this culinary experience I want to know the optimal construction for such a cornerstone of Murican society.

I'm planning ahead, when the NWO take over, it'll no doubt be an American run affair (no doubt Obama will be Uber-Fuhrer, thanks Obama) so all us peasants will only be allowed PBJ sammiches so I'm developing a taste for them.

Also, jelly flavour...hit me.
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Peanut butter, then jelly, crust on. Leaving a little low spot in the middle of the peanut butter so you get that delectable little pocket of jelly.

Strawberry is my personal favorite but any homemade jam/jelly will suffice.

Mandatory ice cold glass of milk.
 
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