the poor man's way to grow

LFMAO sorry hester, i read the thread wrong before i clicked the damn thing and went in to comment. I thought u was the one startin the thread, n when i read that shit, u know i gotta say somethin about it LOL!

*hangs my head in shame*


But seriously, yeah i guess you can say im baked. Smoked my last gram of dank out my bubbler a little bit ago n now im searchin for roaches, lol. But thats no excuse for my idiocracy. Sorry chickee, no harm no foul?? :D
 
lmao I almost pissed my pants when I read this but then I started running to this kids house so I could top off his bottle of nutes for him HAHAHAHA
 
I think this poor man should invest in a dictionary or some free public education and learn how to construct a sentence.

I can't believe people try and type in slang...

Hey ghettofab, you know Ebonics isn't a real language right! Keep on smoking that piss...
 
I recommend this excellent poor mans mix for your garden. The ingredients are cheap or free and the results are bitchin.

Mix 1 part molasses (if you don't have molasses you can use Karo or log cabin) with 2 parts of 3 day old urine and 2 parts cigarette ashes. Add water till it will spray.

Use this mixture to spray down the plants twice a day it will help make fat buds.

If you don't have a sprayer you can just use a straw and blow it on with your mouth. Make sure that you get it on the underside of the leaves as well as the tops.

If you plan on planting more than an acre I would recommend a sprayer.

Don't apply the day before you harvest though or it might smell.
 
This kid has to be retarded
Sorry for the language
Just feel as he shouldnt even be on here he types like a 12 year old
Where are the mods?
 
i feel stupid for even falling for the title... but i guess i should have guessed by the title.. dumb ass kids... lol... you need to keep reading more from this site like the facts or the other diy sections then read the shit again... epsom salt not pee you turd LOL
 
if you keep doing what youve always done youll get what youve always got!!!!!!

peace and check out my 30 dollar grow with the link below no nutes no hps just city water set out for 24 hours and shit i found at my house!!!!!!

Real CFL' are pretty cheap btw but with pee you might use an incadescent spot light LOL
 
now if dat damn mitivitamin pill work ima rich man. yea it sound stupid but at least i researched instead of just adding all types of bullshit i add dat mutivitamin pill for a reason duh

now as for da miricale grow like i said i gon get dat wen i get da money buh im dat type of person dat try shit my self before i buy anything. now if dis fails hell yea ima got get da real shit so yall can hop off my dick and quit hatein...

now dat i got da cleared up....

remember i said i dug up a ditch till i got to da good soil?
well i did dat again and mixed it with the piss soil so dat the plant has natural soil plus fertilizer i got new seeds to germinate buh da ones that i planted before are still in there.. i add old stems and crums, roaches so the seeds can grow around its enviroment i guess

if dis sound completely stupid to u and u cant help den just tell me da basic steps to grow it so wen i do get paid i can get da real shit i kno i need mericle grow but IS DAT ALL? DO I NEED ANYTHING ELSE i need to kno so i can have an estimte on how much i gotta spend on dis. the rest of my money well u kno goin straight to da weed man lol
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It really sounds like you did your research, thats why ur posting such a retarded question on here, do some research if you cant find out if piss is bad or not, figure out whats in ur piss, and figure out if thats bad for ur plant, and then piss urself a tall glass of piss and drink it and see how good it makes you feel, u are a herb, only a herb would even consider smoking something that they pissed it, stop watchin so much WEEDS, its not that easy and as for anything else you want to kno, SEARCH AND RESEARCH before you clutter up the boards with your "IGGNORANT" ass bullshit, ur prolly some 12 yr old white kid from the country so go fuck off n quit actin black

this is a poor mans way to grow, the only thing i paid for was the mylar, cups, and soil 40 bucks tops and i split it with my bro
https://www.rollitup.org/grow-journals/132834-covert-grow-op.html
 
haha, nah... just leave it... HEY BUDDY! keep doing what your doing! your logic is bullet proof! I dont see where you could go wrong!!! you sound like you have done a ton of research and are a natural green thumb!!! good job bud... hope your piss bud works well for you...

ROFL!!!!!!!
 
plus fertz have other stuff in it for ur plant that ur magic multivitamin pills dont, n ur gunna need a lot of pills... sounds more expensive
 
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