The Rhyming Thread.

[goten]

fuck all this bullshit! i wanna get riped!
taking the bong to my head till im sick in my bed
when the sticky icky gets all up in me
it gots me crazy lazy also hazy bud never shady
stayin true to that widow lady cuz she never betrays me
she keeps me fucked up all day long her smoke is strong
like when the u.s drop bombs
blowin out mushroom clouds never goin wrong
smokein bongs, blunts , joints, and pipes what ever does the job
as long as my eyes are red high as fuck while my wife slobs my knob(heheh)
im always smokein tokein never chockin doin all i can
to grow refa smoke my refa stayin clear from da man
cuz if he catch me trippin he`ll be slippin those bracelets to my hands
damn look at the time im tired of this rymine i gots to get mine
so no more typein its time to quite so i can take another hit!
damn i cant get my bong lit(bullshit lighter of mine)

 

[puffpuffPASSEDOUT]

(slow guitar playing)

(increases into a nice beat)

Now that im a fly guy
and I fly high
suckas wonder why
that I fly by
they hating like
its a drive by
But dont worry honey
you cant fake this
being the worlds greatest
i aint Rkelly no homo
but i gotta take a piss
its just the begining
but how would you rate this?

Shorty show us where the club at
and if I buy you a killer bag of weed would you love that?
Dont wanna know where them scrubs at
Just want some fine ass honeys that I can show my baseball bat
Nah i aint no wrestler but when i pin you there aint no coming back
your down for the count
1...2...3...Let you come up for air
then that ass im gonna mount
shake it mama
shake that ass for daddy
haters wanna pass
and get all gabby
"I heard he gets around"
"I heard shes a hoe"
But what they dont know cant kill them
So dot even play like you know and know your role......

 

[growbud]

i dont spit bout shootin hollow point tip bullets
id rather know how many gramz per watt dat yall pullin
im all good i feel like overgrow da world
cuz itz me and my girls against the world
my girls be white like da widow and the rhino
american dream got so much sparkle you would think the phenotype was diamond
sativa satori and gument mule space queen and some freebz a have me h.i.e.
this is jus alil somethin while im smokin on a sak
recognize i am the truth riu i'll be bak
i like this thread and the site it's tight aight!(lol ) MALIBU!
EARTH IS MY PLANET!!!!!!

 

[puffpuffPASSEDOUT]

You talking bout widow?
shit you's my dude yo!
Ive got 2 mothers brewing up somthing nice
shits gonna be so dank
niggas be giving me their ice!
nuggs so tight like they sit in a vice
cant hit um twice
so green so yummy
one hit having you float'n
squinting, "damn its too sunny"
im so fucking money
still looking for dat playboy bunny
puffpuffpass....
hoging the weed aint even funny

you know we fly high
so high suckas cant see
No im not "ball'n"
just "free fallin"
back to earth
from my trip
that started from
one hit
of that shit
Got me couch locked
i cant even whipe my spit
im drooling
somebody start the ruling
cause this shit shouldnt be illegal
who are these jokers fooling?
They cant legalize
because they dont see it through our eyes
the world of beauty
the world without hate
shit these fake ass politicians
need to masterbate
release thier hate
to destroy our fate
there is no debate
its our lives they try to rape
one by one we sit in the bucket
waiting to get squashed like a grape
but when will we rise and say "fuck it?"
Of the people for the people
not for the rich to steal from the poor
its starts with one foot in the door
speak whats right
speak about what has been written
listen to the words that im spittin
there can be only one to change
the effective range
of the laws that protect the strange
those who are deranged
who have no respect for a brother
no respect for a sister
mother? ..musta missed her
numero uno
thats who THEY are after
doesnt matter if they are a cracker
color doesnt matter nowadays
unless its the color of money
cause thats the phrase that pays
we are in for a new world order
but dont forget about history
hit rewind on the recorder
remember what they did
south of the border?
yeah its called slavery
didnt even take any bravery
just loaded the guns up
maybe dug a grave or 3
said do as your told
or youll end up like he
for me its just plain to see
what the govt is doing
i can only hope i make it rich
before this country goes into ruin

 

[Big P]

you are now messin with the true'ist
pls dont do it
you might catch a stripe across you neck from a bullet
I dont even have to pull it,
let my homie, Vincent Shlomie, bite your tong off cuz hes jewish
thats when you'll be saying ow
that nigga fucked me now
Ill get that nigga to clean you blood up, using the sham wow

I got you trippin now
a rapper who needs no sounds
I dont need it, to proceed with, all the hataz that ive found
Im always under ground,
Im running your whole town
all I need it just some water, and some nutez, and I got pounds

a real playa needs no cruches
all i do is eat your lunches
you get dissed by your old lady, while shes doin double dutches
in my king size bed
ya bro she gives good head,
you wouldnt know it cuz you slow bitch, but i keep her well fed

but you dont know the dirty south
your women gets turned out
my sweet sheena the sperm cleana
she shouldnt be eatin with that mouth

 

[Big P]

Oh no the nation goes Silent
I didn't know I was the number one stylist
you can find me in your club blingin diamonds
or you can catch me with your slut doin crimes bitch

against humanity
your creds a fallacy
you can find me in you plate eatin up your last munchie

I know it gets silly
but who else can rhyme like me
im pushin diamonds out my ass like a fucking shopping spree

Its not just jewelry
im coppin twenty g's
in the back of Cadillac with your honey on her knees

now what you'll do to me?
she's suckin with no teeth
I got the Nina serafina for the hataz and the g's

 

[puffpuffPASSEDOUT]

OK OK hold on please
your blowing your game
like your on your knees
Stunt'n like your daddy?
shit nigga please
You cant afford diamonds
much less a burger from mickey D's
Im high as fuck off them trees
cant wait til the day
that i hold them keys
2002 turbo viper
0-60 3 second
your girl? sorry im wrecking
shes a bird, thinks my dicks corn
on her knees pecking
the realest? ...you better reckon
Real reckonize real
or your gonna get a raw deal
have you float'n in the ocean
like a fucking navy seal
Why you crying?
got some onions to peel?
Sorry i dis'd your game
but it had to stop
that shit was a shame
see me, im on stage
..yeah thats right the main
bass so loud, it almost causes pain
not lil wayne
but i make it rain
got it all to gain
some people like you
but it aint the same
im the standard in this game
..smell like reefer?
..yeah im to blame
Got my fiji water
and its ice cold mane
I stay getting money
You? ...your just a lame
So step up to the plate in your high heels
and let the people know just how you feel

 

[Big P]

ill definitely let them know
cuz ill rhyme against your flow
you sound like Bevis, suckin penis, without no Kleenex, takin loads

its not like you suppose
im shameless so you know
im keepin flames lit, while im sayin shit, while your coughin up bunk dro

but lets not get to this
you sound like jadakiss
a lamer with small brains sir, and an even smaller dick

but don't get pissed as this
its just a little diss
i got herbals for my gerbils, so you can even take a hit

 

[Adapt]

No connection with wack and rats, glocks and macs
Bridge my gaps and walk pass
Hello, my name is Adapt
I never look back when I claim my habitat
And when things go bad
First thought is to pack,
That's just how I react
and I don't givea fuck what I lack
'Cause I know what I have

 

[Adapt]

Runnin' down the block
With a sack in my sock
Cause I almost got caught by the cops
Tryin' to go to the spot
where I smoke pot
Talkin' about the parking lot
Down the street
On this beautiful day
Snatched the iPod and my sack of green
Now listenin to the beats,
waitin' for my final destination to be reached

 

[djuz89]

i'm a blunt filler just like the rest of you
how would i spend my time without the RIU crew
not only dabble with the green i pop them blues too
then i sit on the porch and get twisted like a coil
i used to smoke pot using foil
now i use pyrex with the dual perc specs
inhaling smoke like my girl when she performs oral sex
this is where we buy hundos and not dimes
where we all sit and wait and commit innocent crimes

 

[Eddie G.]

ok i was done rhyming but i noticed,
that a bunch of u fellas started sounding bogus,
so quote this.
im gonna talk about that grass,
u go a head and talk about squeezing diamonds out of ur ass,
watever flows ur boat.
all i know is that my flow is unlike anything u ever heard before,
like djuz im a blunt filler,
male weed plant killer,
my rap game is an A+,
never underestimate us,
cause i create all that fuzz,
never had a bust,
as soon as i see a male not giving buds,
i cut that dud down cause im aiming for the white nugs,
blunt so fat that it might bust,
no one does it like us, if u see the white dust, u know i got the right stuff,
all u other cats talking about ur gats and ur bling,
sad thing is that u dont own a thing,

but its kool, i aint about to talk shit, nothing personal,
im chilled cause thats wat the herb will do to u,
its never hurting u,

damn man im blown
ill come back with some more fire in a lil bit.

 

[puffpuffPASSEDOUT]

Hold up dudes
dont mean to act rude
but ur rhymes are crude
You need to refine them
stop fucking with lames
and fuck with real men
aint ace ventura
but "all righty then"
Shorty wanna holla, she betta be a ten
11 inches around, my dicks worth a trillion yen
shes scared now, but shes gonna grin
Make her cum for daddy, then send her back to Jim
Find um Fuck um Leave um, learned that from NWA
You cant even holler at bitches, cant even say hey
you scared, shitting your pants,
when a sexy bitch walks up and asks you too dance
Me I got her panties off, damn near fucking
one ball in her mouth, HA call me Lance (armstrong)
After I nut, I pass her to the left, and her girl friend starts sucking
Dont let me catch your eyes gazing, taking a glance
Ill rip my shirt off like the incredible hulk, and beat you with your friends entire body...you dont stand a chance

So hard my middle names concret
got model hoes even slobbin my meat
Better bet your girls gonna cheat
why do think she kissed me on the cheek?
the other day when we was gonna meet?
its cause we both just got done fucking
....Think about that next time you downtown sucking
condoms? didnt use um
Pussy? ...yep i briuse um
Step to me?
Its gonna be gruesome
your looking blue son?
Something i can do son?
Oh sorry didnt see you snifing glue son.
You make me sad mon'
Dont call me high son
I still got my eyes opon
Two hitter and quitter
she got a phat ass? ..ima hit her
your mom.. yeah shes a spitter
Tell your dad sorry i split her
had that puss flowing like a river
2 seconds in... i make it quiver
My rep status... getting bigger
Raps so tight, must think im a Ni#%er
Nope Born in the burbs of Bodymore
as if you couldnt figure
but dont think i wont grab the shotty, or
the tech, if any of you hoes disrespect.

 

[captcannabis420]

hahah my homie is running a hotel,
keep it on the DL, make sure ur ladies dont tell,
and make sure ur other green ladies dont smell,
hahah but oh well, alot of hustlers sit out on the streets but dont sell,

supper dupper in jupiter high,
feeding your rap fetish,
haha they hear the word fetish and they start to act faggish,
so grab this kush cause im attracted to that hash like a fridge magnet,
and i aint acting, never been an actor,
i got so much grass to move it i need a john deer tractor,
but dont forget the factor that im like robot armor, but a whole lot harder,

cause i do dope not rocks,
smoke a fatty while i toke-n-talk,
i just looked at my previous flow, i guess those jokes were sorta harsh,
cause im a deadly combination like torque and nas,
im your boss, i pray to god evernight while i hold my cross,
nothing i do is orthodox, my shit is stealthy, u cant see the lights or the box,
cause u know i got more dough then fort knox can lock,
hahah damn im blown,
i got a few custmoers hitting up my iphone,
or shud i say my sidekick,
my girl wanna ride my dick,
i make her swollow my cum i dont want no cum on my kicks,
hahah and when i blast in her face its the only time shes ever seeing my kids =]

hahah damn this shit is 2 months old???
hahah ive been chilling in this thread rhyming,
2 months old?? thats just perfect tyming,
my herb is drying while my pockets swell,
its organized crime so u cant stop the sells,

i hope u understand that im blown off my mind,
but i guess im fine cause i manage to type and rhyme line by line wat thoughts i have inside,

haha and me and oldmandroman dont affiliate with fake guys,
he wanna see his 12, i want my snake eyes,
we stay high,
this might be garbage and some other people actually may like,
the way that i write my lines,, i stay right both day and night,
hahah im so high i dont even think i can say this right,

haha my homie is high up in jupiter,
i finally finished builiding my space ship,
and found myself a little sexy lady that im gonna take with,
plus i got a hundred boxes of vegas, and a pound of kush that i bought in jamaica,
bye bye haters and bye bye fakers,
haha old man smoke a blunt and say bye bye to ur nosey ass neighbors,
lets go kick it with ET. and watch some TV
haha im so high up u cant see me!!

im probably rolling blunts on a satelite,
or cruising down the milky way headed to my afterlife,
with a gallon of patron and a bag of white,
looking at these haters like fuck that!!!
or im cruising on a comet with my sox hat! =]
thinking about were next i shud stop at!!
cause aint no cops and aint no rats!!
and i dont wanna go back so know that ill be on demand to all u stoners incase u want some more raps =]

ok i need to get high again cause this one came out a little shitty haha
stay high

haha i went to jupiter high,haha

 

[Big P]

lol come on where all you rappers at

its like a jungle in this habitat
im livin single with a bride attached
she love me and my kids, while I roll some jack
or drink green crack

only if your off the wagon
you gonna fly to the moon, if you drink my green dragon
or pop my cannabrex pills, if your an alcaholic

i got what my people need, to just keep it on the chronic
thats why I like to call it, the safe narcotic
when you eat too many brownies and you wanna call the hospiss
dont worry man its safer than all that other garbage
adicts gettin geeked up while im laying on my carpet
paranoid as fuck cuz im on my 3rd shot bitch

of the lethal reefer liquor
it wont get you high quiker
but when it sets in
thats when your flight begins

we call goin to japan,
or flyin to pakistan
my homy was so fucked up, I had to walk him to his nan

it aint nothin but a dragon party
i gave to my homies mommy
she call it that reefer liquir
cuz in the south thats how they speak sir

cant even do it every day
cuz my tolernce is gettin gay
swallow 4 grams of primo
and hardly feel it creep yo

but im ok with that
cuz I gotta make my stacks
and if you always gettin blasted
you aint never making cash bitch


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