The roulette/casino thread for losers

joe_croupier

joe_croupier

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Lets talk roulette/casino

I got trained to be a croupier years ago which means nothing other than a little more responsibility when betting due to being on both sides of the table, I've invented a few cool controversial bets which actually work, I don't believe in luck I believe in laws.

Laws of inevitable eventuality
Laws of probabilities
Laws of averages
And the most important, Laws of predictability

I bet as a self claimed professional meaning I make enough to live like rent n food etc etc, I use a big bankroll and small bets, 10p bets can and do bring me around £40-£60 per hour guaranteed daily.

I've invented the 'breaking patterns' system which is unstoppable dare I say it, I look for symmetrical patterns on the history board like red,black,black,red,black,black,red,black,black then bet on it ending/breaking, Martingale plays a part.


I understand those that are against me before We even start, but I speak from experience not a pipe dream.

I've also invented a bet that eliminates the martingale crash :0



Talk to me, tell me what you know about roulette



Always bet responsibly
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Metasynth

Metasynth

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joe_croupier said:
This threads about you and what you know about roulette, so talk to me then i'll talk to you lol

"Talk to me, tell me what you know about roulette"
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I think casinos don’t usually have games on the floor unless they have a definite house advantage.

The poker room, where you are playing against other player and NOT the casino, is where you can start to get an actual edge on the game you’re playing. Basic math and reading a book about body language can give you an edge against the average player.
 
joe_croupier

joe_croupier

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Metasynth said:
Vegas just introduced triple 0 roulette. Broke the odds. Good luck though!
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That's why I bet European 0

Some vegas tables spin 2 balls at the same time, there's no regulations to how a roulette wheel/table is made, you could add 6 zeros and 4 balls spinning at the same time, just madness and the odds lower.



single zero is the only way, It all makes sense
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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joe_croupier said:
That's why I bet European 0

Some vegas tables spin 2 balls at the same time, there's no regulations to how a roulette wheel/table is made, you could add 6 zeros and 4 balls spinning at the same time, just madness and the odds lower.



single zero is the only way, It all makes sense
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In the United States, you’ll only find 00 roulette. And now, like I said, 000 in some places, including some Las Vegas casinos already.

but I have never seen a vegas roulette table spin two or more balls at one time. And I’ve been going to Vegas several times a year since 2001

They’re desperately trying to reclaim losses during the pandemic. I went to Vegas 5 times during the early pandemic, the place was a fucking ghost town
 
joe_croupier

joe_croupier

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Metasynth said:
they have a definite house advantage.
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The house advantage is bullshi, Casinos are a business which need to make money to keep running, just like McDonalds, The casino doesn't win all the time, they just make money, not everyone who walks out of a casino is down.

Infact the odds are on our side if you think about
33.33% the casino wins
33.33% you win
33.33% you get a push back

That's a 66.66% odds we never lose <<< never lose
 
joe_croupier

joe_croupier

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Metasynth said:
In the United States, you’ll only find 00 roulette. And now, like I said, 000 in some places, including some Las Vegas casinos already.

but I have never seen a vegas roulette table spin two or more balls at one time. And I’ve been going to Vegas several times a year since 2001

They’re desperately trying to reclaim losses during the pandemic. I went to Vegas 5 times during the early pandemic, the place was a fucking ghost town
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covid must have played havoc in vegas, i never thought about it like that
 
rkymtnman

rkymtnman

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The house advantage in single zero roulette is 2.7% and for the double zero game it is 5.26%

5.26% is how they pay the light bill, the employees, free watered down drinks etc. at every casino in Vegas
 
joe_croupier

joe_croupier

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rkymtnman said:
5.26% is how they pay the light bill, the employees, free watered down drinks etc. at every casino in Vegas
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Exactly, people think casinos are the worst people ever and just there to rob you blind, this is so wrong.


Don't even get me started on magnets :/
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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rkymtnman said:
wait until they get good and sauced up and then they start making even dumber decisions in poker
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That’s why I always quietly order Shirley temples, it looks like I’m drinking alcoholic drink after drink. Usually I just order the first one quietly and tip the waitress well, then I just get to loudly say “one more of these” at the table for everyone to hear.
 
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