3rd Monkey
Well-Known Member
You can grow amazing pot.
All you have to do is buy these specialized nutrients that buffer ph, and bat guano that the great white buffalo shit out, and these fancy pots with holes, and these high tech lights, and a special flushing agent, and a custom "mortgage" only tent, and special hooks for training, this reverse osmosis dickifier filter, and this nutrient rich soil, and these loupes and refractoneters... Whew.
Been doing a LOT of research into a LOT of things. The cannabis realm is so polluted with propaganda and bullshit theories, it's just fucking ridiculous. Always trying to sell you some shit that you can't grow without... Yeah.
Talk about overwhelming info and underwhelming results. You can grow some pretty good pot in a 3 dollar bucket, some yard dirt and a bag of horseshit.
So, to all the first timers and guys running into nutrient line problems and led burns... Just keep it simple. Get the hang of it without spending thousands of dollars to grow BAGSEED. Save your money for quality genetics, since you're growing for the product anyway.
Ugh... I digress. Just had to rant because it would seem as if science is fucking up the game. Growing isn't supposed to be a hassle, so smile, you're growing pot.
All you have to do is buy these specialized nutrients that buffer ph, and bat guano that the great white buffalo shit out, and these fancy pots with holes, and these high tech lights, and a special flushing agent, and a custom "mortgage" only tent, and special hooks for training, this reverse osmosis dickifier filter, and this nutrient rich soil, and these loupes and refractoneters... Whew.
Been doing a LOT of research into a LOT of things. The cannabis realm is so polluted with propaganda and bullshit theories, it's just fucking ridiculous. Always trying to sell you some shit that you can't grow without... Yeah.
Talk about overwhelming info and underwhelming results. You can grow some pretty good pot in a 3 dollar bucket, some yard dirt and a bag of horseshit.
So, to all the first timers and guys running into nutrient line problems and led burns... Just keep it simple. Get the hang of it without spending thousands of dollars to grow BAGSEED. Save your money for quality genetics, since you're growing for the product anyway.
Ugh... I digress. Just had to rant because it would seem as if science is fucking up the game. Growing isn't supposed to be a hassle, so smile, you're growing pot.