The Sexual Innuendo Thread

Winter Woman · Mar 9, 2011

The second coming is imminent.
A Priest

Kodank Moment · Mar 9, 2011

Don't touch that. It's sticky...

PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1 · Mar 9, 2011

My knee's are blow out.

Kodank Moment · Mar 9, 2011

I think I have some extra wood at home...

redivider · Mar 9, 2011

this boat smells like sea men.

Winter Woman · Mar 9, 2011

It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.

Slojo69 · Mar 9, 2011

Smells like fish, do what you wish - Smells like cologne, leave it alone!

Winter Woman · Mar 9, 2011

couldn't resist

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`SoA || Asi · Mar 9, 2011

lol nice one ww

"who told ya i like it in the can "

redivider · Mar 9, 2011

do you work at a bowling alley?? you're a pro holding balls.....

DarthD3vl · Mar 10, 2011

plenty of fish in the sea, you just gotta wiggle your worm for them to see

redivider · Mar 10, 2011

much like a church organ, it requires pressure on the right place to get her to sound right.....

DarthD3vl · Mar 10, 2011

In and out and in and out and in and out and in and out and thats how you breath

Winter Woman · Mar 10, 2011

"It was moist and delicious, and I really enjoyed eating it" - cake

Kodank Moment · Mar 10, 2011

I know it looks gross...but just taste it first....

GanJulia · Mar 10, 2011

I think I was riding for at least an hour, my leg's are exhausted.

`SoA || Asi · Mar 10, 2011

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

Daath · Mar 10, 2011

How about a mouth full of DNA?

DarthD3vl · Mar 10, 2011

all I need is a girl with T&A

Time and Affection.

Winter Woman · Mar 11, 2011

Can I butter your muffins?