The Sexual Innuendo Thread

[DarthD3vl]

Rules.
1.One per post, please dont post back to back.
2.Must not apply to other members. UNLESS ITS REALLY FUNNY
3.Post only innuendo's no chit chatting please.
4.ONLY INNUENDO NO CHIT CHATTING.

(because this is known innuendo non dirty things become dirty)

example.

One mouthful contains all your vitamin C requirements.

or it can be dirty

Innuendo? I'll put it in your end-o !

 

[chillwills]

You are really making it Hard for me to concentrate.

 

[chillwills]

I see that you have Spread out all my options.

 

[Slojo69]

I'd rather take it in the butt ...

 

[chillwills]

I am right Behind you all the way

 

[Slojo69]

While yer back there ...

 

[DarthD3vl]

hold your breath baby

 

[Slojo69]

Bite yer pillow, I'm comin in dry ...

 

[DarthD3vl]

that is not were thats suposed to go.

 

[chillwills]

Bite yer pillow, I'm comin in dry ...

Lol I'm not sure if you understand the definition of innuendo lol

 

[DarthD3vl]

wow thats a big hog!

 

[Girdweed]

Can we get a similar thread for straight folks

 

[Slojo69]

Lol I'm not sure if you understand the definition of innuendo lol

NO chit chatting! Now come sit on my lap for a second ...

 

[DarthD3vl]

your suposed to spell your abc's with your tounge.

 

[chillwills]

Boss says to secretary------ "I don't mean to come down on you too hard, but you really need to tighten it up"

 

[DarthD3vl]

wow those melons are great!

 

[a mongo frog]

why is there a horse cock draped across my back

 

[Biological Graffity]

What great knockers!!!

 

[sebastopolian]

I wanna stick my meat in your taco!

 

[Girdweed]

Yes, it is a banana...but I'm still happy to see you.