The Sexual Innuendo Thread

[Winter Woman]

You have a tight lie. - Another golf expression

 

[Winter Woman]

"It's time I demonstrated double entry" - accounting term

 

[DarthD3vl]

"it hurt a little but not to bad" -booster shot

 

[DarthD3vl]

"I used to handle the balls, but now a machine does it" - retired bowling alley attendant

 

[DarthD3vl]

Bump bump. bump. bump. <the bed against the wall. invisible innuendo

 

[april]

I'm just horny.

 

[DarthD3vl]

I'm just horny.

 

[jonblaze420]

The first page and a half of this thread are Epic Winning.


"do you have a similar thread for straight folks?" on page 2 after reading the first page had me CRYING in laughter at one time

 

[Hepheastus420]

Go listen to Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Killo F.U.C.K
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so pothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
[. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/b/bloodhound-gang-lyrics/foxtrot-uniform-charlie-kilo-lyrics.html .]

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so pothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

 

[Slojo69]

I love BHG!!! Hooray for BOOBIES!!!!!!

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[april]

My kitten is looking for some tickles

 

[justcallmenasty]

My kitten is looking for some tickles

you got a cute little pussy there.(talking about a cat)

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Dong. .....

 

[ganjames]

you got a cute little pussy there. (talking about a cat)

the sexual innuendo works a lot better when you don't have to explain it lol.

 

[justcallmenasty]

the sexual innuendo works a lot better when you don't have to explain it lol.

some people are kind of slow gotta help them out.

 

[Hepheastus420]

you got a cute little pussy there. (talking about a cat)

Oh I thought you were talking about april's cute little pussy before I read (talking about a cat). That's good I thought you were being perverted, ha.

 

[justcallmenasty]

Oh I thought you were talking about april's cute little pussy before I read (talking about a cat). That's good I thought you were being perverted, ha.

see ganja putting that helps haha.

 

[ganjames]

i gotchu bro

 

[april]

see ganja putting that helps haha.

Putting things in places often helps, haha.

 

[april]

i gotchu bro

How many fingers did u use ( 2 type ) bahahahahahaha