i will fuck almost ANYTHING mate. ive fucked them from late teens till late 50s and i love em all, short or tall, fat or thin , bright or dim. fill em full of booze and get them to do amazing porno shit, all you gotta do is suggest it in the right way, in my experience they all REALLY want to be sluts so with a bit of booze and a gentle nudge its fuckin incredible what sum o em will actually let you away with. ive calmed down a bit lately but for about a decade i was an absolute fuckin whore; mates mothers or sisters , old dames in the pub, dim late teen bimbos. friends wives/girlfriends even had a mother and daughter(not at the same time though but while i was banging the daughter i told her i'd screwed her mum....dirty wee slut said she knew!! man,ah fuckin nearly blew my fuckin balls off that nite!! oh yeah !!! those were the days......of course , i'm now a reformed character*he quickly looks over his shoulder*...aye right!!