The UK Growers Thread!

[supersillybilly]

Grows like fuck that Northern Soul and takes as much shit as you can through at it. Heavy yielder too. There are loads of people growing it. Im defo gonae reveg the best yielder for clones. Bout 5 weeks and counting

 

[gaztoth]

its been fuckin murder waitin on all the court case shit finishing and then giving it a bit more time just to make sure the fuckers weren't following me(although i live such an erratic lifestyle you'd need an army of cops to track me) and of course coming in here and reading how everyone has various grows on the go, bit frustrating but....ah fuck it, at least im getting it sorted.

fuck sake whats happening with it mate,what did they get?
what did they leave you with,smash up ect.did you get a over night say in costa del hms.

 

[dura72]

fuck sake whats happening with it mate,what did they get?
what did they leave you with,smash up ect.did you get a over night say in costa del hms.

i got an 18 month driving ban,150 hrs community service and a years probation. they took 8 plants( just started into veg really, only about 8 or 10 " tall) . they took a full tent set, fans, carbon and i think it was a 400watt light.i had most of my equipment elsewhere so i was left with the majority of stuff, no real worries just a fuckin hassle.

 

[gaztoth]

i got an 18 month driving ban,150 hrs community service and a years probation. they took 8 plants( just started into veg really, only about 8 or 10 " tall) . they took a full tent set, fans, carbon and i think it was a 400watt light.i had most of my equipment elsewhere so i was left with the majority of stuff, no real worries just a fuckin hassle.

mmmm my mate from the west coast got busted 7 plants same size as yours,got left with his nft trays coz they were full of water,this was 6 months ago and he has heard nothing back yet,they took filters ect left foos,nuts strange or what?
and they were plane clothed,rippers??????????
did they go threw your door bud
last thing DO YOUZ THINK THIS SITE IS SAFE!!!!
Driving ban?

 

[supersillybilly]

'ello, ello, ello......what going on here then!

 

[dura72]

mmmm my mate from the west coast got busted 7 plants same size as yours,got left with his nft trays coz they were full of water,this was 6 months ago and he has heard nothing back yet,they took filters ect left foos,nuts strange or what?
and they were plane clothed,rippers??????????
did they go threw your door bud
last thing DO YOUZ THINK THIS SITE IS SAFE!!!!
Driving ban?

i was caught because i crashed my car thru a guys garden wall absolutely smashed out my face, they searched me in the car and found 99 valium, so they got aserach warrant and found my tent with clones in it and took the lot. they claimed that 8 baby plant had a street value of £1200, i swear tae fuck it took all my restraint not tae blow up at that point and start shoutin!! fuckin £1200 for 8 baby plants all less than a foot tall????? fuckin bullshitting prosecution cunts.


and i have no doubt at all in my mind that the cops are monitoring this site, absolutely certain of it but tbh i dont think they can afford the time or money to chase every fucker thats got a handful of plants on the grow. and its my opinion that apart from the occasional PR boost they get they arent really interested in this shit, if they get told of a grow then yeah they're gonny be duty bound to investigate but i think the view on smoke is that its not that big a deal.

 

[dura72]

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his life.
After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, "Murphy, I am so glad you decided to come to Mass, what made you come?"
Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn came to church every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"
Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."
The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell, right ?"
Murphy slowly shook his head and said, "No, Father, after you talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left it."

 

[dura72]

My wife found out I'd been masturbating to some strange types of porn.

She said, "Come on, let's hear how filthy you are. What kind was it?"

I said, "See if you can guess. It rhymes with 'plastics'."

"Gymnastics!" she screamed, "Typical fucking man!"

At this point I decided not to correct her.

 

[tip top toker]

Gettin a spot hungry, up since 4 and have had owt but a couple cans of coke. Kofta kababs and bacon sarnie for dinner me thinks. Then off to the shop for a bag of ice, make some hash, drink some beer, then get to bed nice n early. Trying to recabobulate my sleep cycle for 10pm bedtime 4am wakeup, i am productive in the mornings but waste my evenings doing fuck al so kinda makes sense.

 

[smokeymcpiff]

Seen this threads going a bit dead just finishing my uk outdoor grow ! pretty good results just waiting for the weight after drying looks to be in the region of 6 oz from 4 plants ! pretty happy with it tryed some the otherday for the first time and the high was pretty good, they were bag seeds, seems that one of the seeds was diffrent was much much more frosty and the high was completly diffrent !

Any one else done any outdoor grows this summer ??

 

[dura72]

bloody quiet in here tonite

 

[dura72]

Seen this threads going a bit dead just finishing my uk outdoor grow ! pretty good results just waiting for the weight after drying looks to be in the region of 6 oz from 4 plants ! pretty happy with it tryed some the otherday for the first time and the high was pretty good, they were bag seeds, seems that one of the seeds was diffrent was much much more frosty and the high was completly diffrent !

Any one else done any outdoor grows this summer ??

go back to page 2320 and theres a guy called pavement50 with sum pics of an outdoor grow, his plants are lookin bloody good. i think he also has other pics after that.

 

[smokeymcpiff]

ill post some pics of mine later, it was my first grow and i did a few things wrong but they got through it ! biggest mistake was pot size !!! encounterd a bit of bud rot when it got warm and started raining which made my green house very very humid !

 

[gaztoth]

I cant beleve im smoking shitty rocky 20 a q rarrrrrr

 

[dura72]

I cant beleve im smoking shitty rocky 20 a q rarrrrrr

i had a bit of 'good' solid recently. it had a batman stamp on it but it seems to have gone fuckin dry around my way...again!! and believe me if there was anyone sitting on shit round my area i'd bloody well know. christ what are the suppliers thinkin about?? theres fuckin money to be made if they just got the bloody finger out, i cant even get fuckin chink weed!!

 

[gaztoth]

lol thats what iv got i thought it was bat in a box coz of the box around the bat sign its ok i supozebut rather weed whats chink weed?

 

[dura72]

large scale farmin done by the chinese (hence the term chink, not very PC but....lol...)and other far eastern immigrants, usually poor quality and often sprayed with shit to increase weight. tends to be a harsh smoke.

 

[gaztoth]

none of that up my end thank fuck,every time i say ill keep more and not run out but i always do lol

 

[dura72]

ive just found out i may be gettin a cpl of oz tomorrow, thank fuck, sitting skint and need to start earning again!!

 

[dura72]

Time to count the pubes on my ballbag......


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