The UK Growers Thread!

tip top toker

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Havin a few cashflow issues atm, the CFL's i allready have n everythin else for the grow baring carb0n filter, so plan was get them goin under CFL's and when the smell starts get the carb0n filter and 400HPS...

And Kevin n Perry is fuckin brilliant.... "You are not my friend and you are not my fellow DJ... Goodbye"
haha literally just this second watched that line :lol: it's classic, just fucking loive it, as i did about um, 7 years ago? good times.

know what youmean about the cashflow problem. went into the sho looking for canna boost, saw the price tag and made a rather abrupt U turn to work to earn some more money :lol:
 

SM4RT3

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haha literally just this second watched that line :lol: it's classic, just fucking loive it, as i did about um, 7 years ago? good times.

know what youmean about the cashflow problem. went into the sho looking for canna boost, saw the price tag and made a rather abrupt U turn to work to earn some more money :lol:

More like 10 yrs ago mate, shit that makes me feel old, takes me back to my days of DJ'in house parties, Happy Days...

N the price of everythin is scary ATM, ive stopped lookin now till i get more cash, then its gonna be basic carb0n filter and 400w HPS for £70, then thats spendin over till the cash from the grow comes in
 

maturesmoker

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Morning,

Growers tip for the day ............ Google Earth is very useful for identifying your outdoor sites for the annual Monkey grow (can't spell Guerilla this time of morning!! :-) Nothing but fields of sheep, wheat and corn down here come summer but its still hard to find a spot, although we have our eyes on a few. Gentle rolling hillside, stream, at the bottom= ideal.

Anyone else planning an outdoor grow this year?
 

las fingerez

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"takes me back to my days of DJ'in house parties, Happy Days..." - SM4RT3


what u used 2 mix? dnb n old skool myself ;) house partys are great. greets 2 all uk growers ;)
 

SM4RT3

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"takes me back to my days of DJ'in house parties, Happy Days..." - SM4RT3


what u used 2 mix? dnb n old skool myself ;) house partys are great. greets 2 all uk growers ;)
Good morning people, and what a lovely thursday it is...

Hey Las fingerez... i mix anything really, started of with Happy Hardcore for my sins, then Trance, DnB, Techno, Minimal and Gabber, and house parties rock, specially when your the DJ lol...
Im old skool vinyl DJ, but seriously thinkin bout upgrading to CDJ's (CDJ400 &MDJ400 £1500 for the lot with flight cases), swore i would never go the CDJ route, but figured i pirate so much music it would work out cheaper lol.
 

SM4RT3

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good find! at that price i think i'll pick one up. i've got everything plugged itno a power stick froom 1 wall plug :P (400w hps and fans)

My order came this morning, just at the same time i was locked in the kitchen (new door being fitted in the living room) lucky i put on the order to leave in the back if i wasnt in) would def recomend Progrow, ordered the 3 way one, opend the box and its a 4 way, still for the bargain price of £30 plus vat, if ur still thinkin bout gettin one, get in while they givin 3 for 4 lol
 

asap

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Good morning people, and what a lovely thursday it is...

Hey Las fingerez... i mix anything really, started of with Happy Hardcore for my sins, then Trance, DnB, Techno, Minimal and Gabber, and house parties rock, specially when your the DJ lol...
Im old skool vinyl DJ, but seriously thinkin bout upgrading to CDJ's (CDJ400 &MDJ400 £1500 for the lot with flight cases), swore i would never go the CDJ route, but figured i pirate so much music it would work out cheaper lol.
Just go the serato route, get the binary vinyls and a laptop and u can still mix like a proper DJ! lol
 

dura72

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There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.
You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.
The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
 

tip top toker

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can of coke is first call of the day, made sure to get mine in the fridge last night, nowt worse than warm coke :(

no fryup for me, steak n veg pie :)
 

dura72

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of recent being sober has become somewhat of a rarity for me, i'm seriously gonna have to give it up 4 a couple of days....
 

SM4RT3

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Good hangover cure, but i find drinkin water inbetween drinks towards the end of the night and then when i get home stops the hangover in the morn, but if ur not into drinkin bottles of water in the club then go the wank n fry up route lol

The Dr's bit actually made me laugh out loud.... classic.
 

SM4RT3

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Just go the serato route, get the binary vinyls and a laptop and u can still mix like a proper DJ! lol
Yeah i was thinkin bout that, but i still find CDJ's cheating, so goin the whole laptop DJ, thats just seriously scary for me, i dont think i will go that far...

N someone please kill fuckin Jedward, cant find my remote and they are singin on my tv Rarghhhhhhhh >:(>:(>:(
 

tip top toker

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hahahaha, i've yet to understand how they've not died of shame. i was really pegging this as the instance in scientific history when we'd really get some precedent and proof for this myth :(

i drink solid right up unitil about bedtime, then i drink half a pint of water, then drink around 4 pints of water during the night, wake a few hours later in need of a mega piss, hangover normally only lasts an hour or unitl i get food :D

and i'm with dura, i need a rest, i drink from the moment i finnish work till i get unconcious :P
 

Leftorium

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You know what Serato is? Perhaps you do but your post is'nt clear. Use it with special time coded vinyls to control/play/scratch all your mp3s using your turntable, no cd's or cd djs involved just a laptop/pc. Anyway good luck with the upgrade, I hope you find something that works for you.


Yeah i was thinkin bout that, but i still find CDJ's cheating, so goin the whole laptop DJ, thats just seriously scary for me, i dont think i will go that far...

N someone please kill fuckin Jedward, cant find my remote and they are singin on my tv Rarghhhhhhhh >:(>:(>:(
 

maturesmoker

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can of coke, fry up and a wank...greatest hangover cure of all time.

:-o:D:-D How about a nice cup of tea, a slice of toast with honey and a brisk walk Dura?

Fuck it, I'm too old for this thread!

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Watch out for these hardened criminals, dont approach them, call the police immediately...... they are drug users :twisted:. Britain 2010..... makes me sick!

 
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