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yea, 200 an oz from him delivered to my door within the evening, or 160 from my norm just he does seem to have any ounces, just 8ths 
The UK Growers Thread!
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tip top toker
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haha, had ttwo pints too many and chucked it all up before bed time, don't feel too shabby at all 
SM4RT3
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Dura... TTT... *Shakes Head*
What is up with ya, only a bit of alcoholl, get a grip lol
Well i checked my seeds b4 i set of to work and they look like the about to start there lil journey to becoming my bitches, bout time aswell, wish i had a bigger space and more money, but 2 at a time will have to do, alas...
Cup of tea, choc buscuits and the office to myself, not bad for a friday.
Happy Days
What is up with ya, only a bit of alcoholl, get a grip lol
Well i checked my seeds b4 i set of to work and they look like the about to start there lil journey to becoming my bitches, bout time aswell, wish i had a bigger space and more money, but 2 at a time will have to do, alas...
Cup of tea, choc buscuits and the office to myself, not bad for a friday.
Happy Days
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gahhhh, got out of bed and the peachy feeling seeped away. today is my monday....fuuuuuckkk
SM4RT3
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LMAO... Friday all the way homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
SM4RT3
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I hear u with the tea... n wake n bake, best way to start the day
Don Gin and Ton
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ever tried barocca dura? 6000% of your recommended daily everything. couple of bar from boots. sorts me after a heavy weekend. makes your piss florescent tho
dura72
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i just googled it and i think i mite give it a go, i'll nip in to tescos later, apparently they do an unbranded version, i dont mind if my piss is bright yellow its not sumthing i drink often
to be honest i'll give owt a try rite now apart from more uppers coz i'd end up fuckin suicidal and that used to be ok a couple of years ago, i'd just turn fone off, turn flat buzzer to privacy, pull quilt over head and wank myself better. but now ive got kids and shit that i gotta look after. i'll probably be back to my old sarcastic selfs by mid afternoon....
Don Gin and Ton
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its good stuff man, yeah feeling like death with a bairn crying round ya is not gonna be a fun afternoon man. by mid afternoon have a pull yer self round pint n youll be tip top in nee time
dura72
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wish i could have a beer but ive got the usual friday business to do....chasin cunts for the cash they owe me...it'll be at least 6 pm before i getta chance at a drink....mite just binge on sum coffee to get me by and eat the curry i got in the fridge, last nites dinner that i couldnt be botherd finishing. ah well think i'll go upstairs and boot the misses in the fud; free entertainment.
Don Gin and Ton
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i don't do tick to anyone well a couple of peeps but i've known em for years i couldn't be chewed chasing folks for cash like.
dura72
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Mouse Maintenance
I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by a computer company to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite genuine.
Replacement of Mouse Balls If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.
Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items. Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.
I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by a computer company to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite genuine.
Replacement of Mouse Balls If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.
Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items. Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.
dura72
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it just went hand in hand with the charlie dealing, especially if ur at a party and its 3 in the am and people are pestering u and makein all sortsa promises, i eventually give in just to get left in peace. dont get me wrong i cut it down to a small number coz i got burned a couple of times but overall its not that much hassle now. my plan is to get a decent perpetual grow so that i can pack everything else in and that way if the door comes in then im only getting a boot in the arse from the judge or worse case maybe 6months, i can live with that.
dura72
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well done mate, its not easy gettin work at this time.w00t!!! I got a call this morning offering me that job already and I'm enjoying a celebration
Thanks dudewell done mate, its not easy gettin work at this time.
it's taken a couple of months and you're right it's pretty quiet out there at the mo.
dura72
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ah well the hangover has cleared and i think i'm goin to a party tonite......so much for willpower haha. only problem is that its at my girls pals house and her boyfriend is a pure asshole when he's drunk, good guy sober but you gotta watch the cunt after a few , he gets all jealous and stroppy, i swear if the fucker izny the centre of attention he gets all biscuit arsed and stars playin up. and it would be real sad if i had to knock the fucker out in his own living room but we'll see how it goes, the kids are away so if it all goes tits up im fuckin off to the pub and chase that fuckin barmaid again.....she will be mine and i'm a patient hunter!!
dura72
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The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words as possible. (obviously from America once you read it)
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
I thought the window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
The indirect cause of the crash was the little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car, and vanished.
A truck backed through my windshield and into my wife's face.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the enbankment.
In and attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached the intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
I was on my way to the doctor with rear-end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to crash.
I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat, found that I had a fractured skull.
To avoid hitting the bumper in front of me, I struck the pedestrian.
My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.
I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck the front end..
I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentlemen as he bounced off the hood of my car.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
I thought the window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
The indirect cause of the crash was the little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car, and vanished.
A truck backed through my windshield and into my wife's face.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the enbankment.
In and attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached the intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
I was on my way to the doctor with rear-end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to crash.
I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat, found that I had a fractured skull.
To avoid hitting the bumper in front of me, I struck the pedestrian.
My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.
I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck the front end..
I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentlemen as he bounced off the hood of my car.