The UK Growers Thread!
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cheddar1985
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Yow lot am fukin saft north east south west arm from the black cuntry so yow cur label me as non of dem lundon jock gordy lmfao robbie lad were in the mids yo from?
Airwave
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This math test will determine your favourite movie.
1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favourite movie.
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Movie List:
1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story
1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favourite movie.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Movie List:
1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story
cheddar1985
Well-Known Member
Ow and wer im frum we like cookoos not dem saft marsh mellows or cola bockles
UKHG
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whats worse is having a few ounce in from ur grow AND ITS FUCKING SHIT and your skint and gagging for a "propper" joint lol
how do u add them together if ur last aswer is a single digit?
mad dog bark
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ive heard it used for few reasons but it can encourage pests. apparently it mainly used in the flush stage as a carb feed and sweetens the taste off the smoke.
near finished my mini grow this time but on my next round(blue chedz i cant wait} im gunna get some local unpasterised honey and add that that in my mid flush and end off flowering. its ment taste great and if local it helps ya plants with local illnesses and diseases.plus the sugars work as a carb feed
RobbieP
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lookin good mantzsome early frost..
pics curtesy of a mate.. strain is TGA deep purple.. starting to get a few purp spots here and there...
does your mate know if the purple comes out naturally or if temps are cooler ?? if its when temps are cooler tell him to stick some ice cubes into his water when he feeds or if in pots let some icecubes sit on the soil / coco and leave to melt and he will get amazing purple colors 
PUKKA BUD
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Fuckin looks mint mate!some early frost..
pics curtesy of a mate.. strain is TGA deep purple.. starting to get a few purp spots here and there...
supersillybilly
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From Me to Amy ******:
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From Amy ****** to Me:
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From Me to Amy ******:
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From Amy ****** to Me:
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WANTED - Microwave
I am looking for a used microwave. WHITE ONLY
From Me to *********@************.org:
I have a LG microwave that I want to sell for $30. I am aware that your ad said whites only, but I am an African American. I sincerely hope that this won't be a problem for you, and we can put race issues aside and just do business.
Thank you,
Jamal
From Amy ****** to Me:
I am so sorry that you misread my ad. I meant the microwave should be white, because it would match my kitchen.
Amy
From Me to Amy ******:
Oh, so because I am black, you think that I can't read? It really is amazing that the world we live in is still so racist. I'm sorry, but your insults have left me feeling sick. I don't think I can sell my microwave to a bigot.
Sincerely offended,
Jamal
From Amy ****** to Me:
I wasn't suggesting that you couldn't read. I'm not racist. If you read my whole email you would see that the ad was looking for a white microwave, not a white person. I changed the ad to avoid any confusion.
Amy
From Me to Amy ******:
So now you think that because I am black, I am too lazy to read your whole e-mails. Your racism is overwhelming. You will never get my microwave from me. I will, however, sell you a burning cross for your next klan meeting. Does $20 for the cross sound fair?
From Amy ****** to Me:
I can't write anything without you being offended! I give up!
From Me to Amy ******:
So you don't want the microwave?
From Amy ****** to Me:
Will you still sell it to me?
From Me to Amy ******:
I would never sell anything to a racist.
From Amy ****** to Me:
Ugh I'm done with you.
cheddar1985
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Hey up billy lad up early ay got any plans today?
scotia1982
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Mornin folks how's the gardens today?
cheddar1985
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Mornin bru gardens lookin a little overcrowded but nothin a little trimming cant sort out yourself?!!
scotia1982
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Lookin good matey had a little accident with ma cotton candy yesterday but nothin sum string and half a clothes peg couldnt fix lol
