The UK Growers Thread!

[The Yorkshireman]

"i didn't rape anybody, i had a wank and threw it on her face by accident!"

 

[tip top toker]

I hop my flatmate doesn't try and get his milk out of the fridge without undue care and attention. Whenever it rains for some reason my kitchen get's inundated by slugs, i, well i'm drunk, and iu had a packet of seasalt, tread carefully fella!

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Last week my girlfriend had a job at a Leeds Police station for a Polish guy who got arrested for growing weed from a seed he found in the Police confiscation skip. That's a story I'd have to type up though, it's unbelievable.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Weed seed which he grew.
Live AK47 rounds.
laptops.
Bag of unknown white powder (about 1/2kilo).
Bag of green vegetable matter.
A cross bow.
And an Air rifle.

All of which came from a Police evidence skip, he found em!

 

[cheddar1985]

Yorkie im pissed as a cunt and just wasted 5 min of my time to read that u cunt lol ow well on to the next can of stella lol believe it or not ive a lad from our olace thats feom yorkshire and guess wot the cunt is thick as fuck lmfao

 

[The Yorkshireman]

......Keep im.

 

[supersillybilly]

still cany beat yer dad and his look after

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Dead weight mate, your not ditching the car and on yer heals neither.

That was the killer.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

A grow, a dad that can't fight his way out of a wet paper bag and 18 stone of cabbage. Just the ingredients needed for a Northern road trip!

 

[supersillybilly]

Oooh! Head is bouncin

 

[mad dog bark]

morning u bunch of man-ginas

 

[dura72]

mornin vagasil beads

 

[mad dog bark]

was it just me or was ssb and yorkie in a early state of bro-mance last night? haha

 

[dura72]

They say one in four friends are racist..

It's probably Jamal- The monkey looking cunt.

 

[dura72]

My doctor told me to stop drinking...

Then he told me to stop laughing.

 

[dura72]

was it just me or was ssb and yorkie in a early state of bro-mance last night? haha

lol, ah just read the last few pages...yeah...it does seem that way mate.

 

[delvite]

mornin uk hope alls good on this mmmm better day

 

[mad dog bark]

abit off drunken man love i reckon haha.
they wana b careful or next lonely night on riu they may wake up together haha
morning delvite

 

[delvite]

well been up this morn early n re did my scrog net, tied the sc down a bit more................................................... bro-mance......................man love.........................im in the wrong place

 

[dura72]

well im off out inna bit for another comm service shift, shoulda been out on thursday but i was hungover as fuck so i couldnt be arsed...only got 4 shifts left so no big deal....gettin a bit jumpy round my way , been a few busts over the last week...4 guys in one fuckin street...the one next to mine...so ive shut shop and im just chillin till the dust settles.