The UK Growers Thread!

[mad dog bark]

yo any growers here want me come there grow op and help myself?
haha wot all this asking bud on a forum??
and worse wot the reply about?
shows some peeps ent got a brain cell between them.
u want weed grow it or at least go local dealer.
fuck me there enough lil rats about

 

[mad dog bark]

haha and cheds where my pic off u eating ya hat???????????
haha a bet is a bet.
u lucky i dont live local to u hahaha or i wood b leaving a hat on ya doorstep with the promised bottle tommy k daily till u maned up hahahahaha. hope u well tho matey and ent working to hard, remember only fools and horses work haha
think the bug clear spray worked well. seems harmony in tent again

 

[jimmygreenfingers]

Im fucking monged......shit had 101 things to do today and now nowt aint gonna get done. Gotta stop this smoking first thing in the morning lark, sitting here watching ken homs chinese cooking lol, fucking hungry now.

 

[delvite]

morning fuck nuggets and gents

mornin m8y

 

[delvite]

Im fucking monged......shit had 101 things to do today and now nowt aint gonna get done. Gotta stop this smoking first thing in the morning lark, sitting here watching ken homs chinese cooking lol, fucking hungry now.

haha so much to do so lil erm....................bong................i forget ............................... i must wake up stoned i think lol

 

[delvite]

....................................................just waiting on the tube adding my edits (music) then vid time

 

[jimmygreenfingers]

haha so much to do so lil erm....................bong................i forget ............................... i must wake up stoned i think lol

Been trying to hold off the first spliff of the day till the afternoon, dont always go as planned lol. Used to be able to puff on one before heading off to work and still do a good days graft, those days are over, think it would kill me now puffing and working haha.

 

[delvite]

Been trying to hold off the first spliff of the day till the afternoon, dont always go as planned lol. Used to be able to puff on one before heading off to work and still do a good days graft, those days are over, think it would kill me now puffing and working haha.

i dont like being stoned n working but still did lol were i used to work every1 smoked, management included. so i just went with it. buckets n bongs at the emergency exit and a locked cupboard for when audits happend ..........................guess who's just been given 30 morocan regulars ( genuine from morroco )

 

[jimmygreenfingers]

There are jobs ive done where you dont wanna puff and work. Scaffolding being one, i know how cheddar feels after doing a days graft humping tubes and bags of fittings about its fucking knackering not too mention dangerous being stoned on top of scaffolding lol so i never puffed then. Mind you most of the gang were coke heads and had a toot at lunch lol. I was a painter/decorator after that for years and i couldnt face work without a henry in my pocket, i was a much better painter stoned lol. Now tho theres to many regs on building sites for my liking so i no longer work in the trade. Infact dont really work much now after falling of a roof whilst stoned lol.

 

[delvite]

There are jobs ive done where you dont wanna puff and work. Scaffolding being one, i know how cheddar feels after doing a days graft humping tubes and bags of fittings about its fucking knackering not too mention dangerous being stoned on top of scaffolding lol so i never puffed then. Mind you most of the gang were coke heads and had a toot at lunch lol. I was a painter/decorator after that for years and i couldnt face work without a henry in my pocket, i was a much better painter stoned lol. Now tho theres to many regs on building sites for my liking so i no longer work in the trade. Infact dont really work much now after falling of a roof whilst stoned lol.

used to do a lil roofing (time served) was doing a garage one day with welsh slate ( very fkn sharp n slippy ) just putting the ridge on and it started raining ( me mashed ) i stand up n slip. my feet go down first i land on my face and i start sliding down ( like im being dragged by my feet ) and shoot over the geutter n land stood up on the scaffold.
my boss says "u lucky lil bastard"
i go to say somthing and grab the rail to relax back ( which was missing cos thats where the ladder was )
and im down again flat on my back at the bottom winded.
i look a foot left broken slates, i look right a hard pile of shit ( cement ) now thats lucky.


so i took the rest of the day off n got stoned

 

[jimmygreenfingers]

used to do a lil roofing (time served) was doing a garage one day with welsh slate ( very fkn sharp n slippy ) just putting the ridge on and it started raining ( me mashed ) i stand up n slip. my feet go down first i land on my face and i start sliding down ( like im being dragged by my feet ) and shoot over the geutter n land stood up on the scaffold.
my boss says "u lucky lil bastard"
i go to say somthing and grab the rail to relax back ( which was missing cos thats where the ladder was )
and im down again flat on my back at the bottom winded.
i look a foot left broken slates, i look right a hard pile of shit ( cement ) now thats lucky.


so i took the rest of the day off n got stoned

Hahaha yeah that was lucky, i wasnt tho. I only fell about 8-9 foot but swan dived backwards onto a patio mashed my foot and back right up. That was a good few years ago and im still fucked now, still could of been worse and broke me neck. Was lying in a heap on the floor for ages till i managed to drag myself to the back door where i left my phone and call for help. What a fucking day that was.

 

[delvite]

Hahaha yeah that was lucky, i wasnt tho. I only fell about 8-9 foot but swan dived backwards onto a patio mashed my foot and back right up. That was a good few years ago and im still fucked now, still could of been worse and broke me neck. Was lying in a heap on the floor for ages till i managed to drag myself to the back door where i left my phone and call for help. What a fucking day that was.

bet u hit the bong hard that day, my fall was about 8-9 ft bt im over 6ft so it works i only fell 3ft or less lmao

 

[420redman]

Any 1 grew exodus cheese?

 

[delvite]

uk grown big bang.............................................. .........[video=youtube;rdbsL_e0fmY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdbsL_e0fmY[/video]

 

[gaztoth]

haha so much to do so lil erm....................bong................i forget ............................... i must wake up stoned i think lol

I wake up threw the night to find 2 juice jay joints build by the lass,few tokes then sleep again for a few hours lol.

 

[jimmygreenfingers]

Same here 6.4 or i was, reckon ive shrunk few inches since that day lol. I done two bottles of that gas they give you for the pain that day but fuck does it dry your throat out, then some daft african nurse at A/E couldnt take any blood samples after trying about 4 times jabbing me with a fucking needle so i lost the plot with her. They wanted to operate that day but my father in law told them to fuck right off cause the swelling was so bad it was impossable to operate till the swelling went down and him being a retired surgeon he told them exactly where to go. I got me some pain killers then discharged myself and went private. The NHS are shite and going down hill fast, they nearly killed me once in a seperate incident so i have little faith in there abilities.

 

[delvite]

I wake up threw the night to find 2 juice jay joints build by the lass,few tokes then sleep again for a few hours lol.

ive gotta teach mine to roll but she brings my bong when im in the bath what more can i ask

 

[jimmygreenfingers]

Nice del, you toked on autos before? always stayed clear of them myself not that ive ever tried them. Got some feebies in my stash but cant ever see me germing them.

 

[420redman]

Think the NHs wana kill u . Ain't nobody got time 4that! U crazy paranoid

 

[delvite]

Same here 6.4 or i was, reckon ive shrunk few inches since that day lol. I done two bottles of that gas they give you for the pain that day but fuck does it dry your throat out, then some daft african nurse at A/E couldnt take any blood samples after trying about 4 times jabbing me with a fucking needle so i lost the plot with her. They wanted to operate that day but my father in law told them to fuck right off cause the swelling was so bad it was impossable to operate till the swelling went down and him being a retired surgeon he told them exactly where to go. I got me some pain killers then discharged myself and went private. The NHS are shite and going down hill fast, they nearly killed me once in a seperate incident so i have little faith in there abilities.

i had more of the gas than my grl did when she was in labour ( very dry ghandi style ) they just want you in n out