The UK Growers Thread!

max green

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These ladies have got their handbags out!!!!
OOOOOhhhhh you gave me 3 short, oooohhhhhh i never got mine, oooooooh im a gangster (a keyboard one), oooooohh your weed is shite, oooooohhh i have had a bad month ( cos its that time of the month for u), oooh im gonna get you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Shut the fuck up both of you tits!!!! lollll


Im only joking with you knobs, its my first post lollllllllll

First post mate is a bit heavy, but funny as fuck lol :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 

cheddar1985

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i like been the small fish means i can take little bites out the big bitches!! so what u gorw 50,00000 ounces a day who cares,,, the problem is u brag too much chedz,, i truelly think u r a good bloke despite being handicapped(ginger) i really do but why the need to large it all the time?? yeh i was pissed u reckoned it dint arrive,,but uve just blatantly said fuk u ur not getting paid,, hows that rite?? and with u saying that how can i belive it dident arrive>??? ive done NOTHING to warrent u distrusting me,,ive been ill ive sorted it i,ive bin well uve got more,, LAID ON thats the bit u cant seem to grasp,,this is al on trust to a fella who i dont know,have never met,,and have recived one of 2 parcels h says he sent,, cummon give it a shake,,

big fish or little fish who cares wer all people trying to get a living in these times,,, so u need to realz and accept wat u get each week,,, ur onto a good thing u cant get these anyware else and u know it,,, so like i said chill the fuck out or wer done mate,, i dont dispute ur a BIG fish, i dont care its a webiste enough of the bitching in public the site has a pm function

its down to u man.
Yo i aint no big fish believe me yh i do good in life but in noway am i a big fish ill tell ya wot i fuckin earn ya jocky near £800take home 7 days graft and i mean graft ya knob about 2-300 in various other drugs and my grow can give me a g a wk untill i started runnin rhis way im sure theres others on here that do more with no problems at all
 

cheddar1985

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Hahaha........................fuck knows why but im nerves lol, tested each fan other day buts thats it, just wanna no if it all works ffs lol an how temps are an shit.

as soon as the youths asleep im in there sortin it, potted up my psycho to a 10L air an she's gunna spend her 1st night under the 400w mh the lucky bitch lol...or should i say day lol
You ll be sweet bro no fuckin danger haha dont know about without any ph ppm ec pens tho lmao
 

PUKKA BUD

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Yeh it was his 1st post but no doubt hes a old user, just joined in september lol either read the thread an get the humor or old user im sayin on a wind up!
 

IC3M4L3

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so can we stop the noncENCe now plz ive bee traumatized

sum1 of my customers asksed fro su gay porn for his "ahem" freind then he asked me to skim thru it EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
 

cheddar1985

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Yeh it was his 1st post but no doubt hes a old user, just joined in september lol either read the thread an get the humor or old user im sayin on a wind up!
Probley fuckin ic3 he like a name change now and then his misses said the other day he said he d like a sex change haha
 

PUKKA BUD

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You ll be sweet bro no fuckin danger haha dont know about without any ph ppm ec pens tho lmao
I no mate i not just no doubt ill be fuckin around with the timers for hours then checkin on the fucker every half hour to see temps lol

mate i would honestly grow fucked up plants if i dint ph its way to high my tap water. fucked up me wee psycho other week cos some old mix i used the ph had gone upto 7.2 an i dint check lol...... got all that 1 or 2 bladed leaf an shit an then started goin twisty, sorted it sen out as soon as i ph'd down.
 

cheddar1985

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I no mate i not just no doubt ill be fuckin around with the timers for hours then checkin on the fucker every half hour to see temps lol

mate i would honestly grow fucked up plants if i dint ph its way to high my tap water. fucked up me wee psycho other week cos some old mix i used the ph had gone upto 7.2 an i dint check lol...... got all that 1 or 2 bladed leaf an shit an then started goin twisty, sorted it sen out as soon as i ph'd down.
Lmao fresh water fresh nutes all the time lad its a no brainer gonna find a place up by u sumtime and show ya the easy way lol fuck all this ph down and that i have nt the time for it haha!! ;-)
 

IC3M4L3

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lol am i that bad with the caps lock? i have no other way of expression you KNOW this

and dont u lot tell me u havent had the wifes fingerup ya bum wen she s sucking u off,,,LIERS!!!
 

cheddar1985

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lol am i that bad with the caps lock? i have no other way of expression you KNOW this

and dont u lot tell me u havent had the wifes fingerup ya bum wen she s sucking u off,,,LIERS!!!
Lmfao u by the fone ya gammy footed wanker ;-) and no fingers by this bum unless im wipin my arse it fuckin does me head in even if she grabs a squeeze ya gay cripple
 

PUKKA BUD

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Lmao fresh water fresh nutes all the time lad its a no brainer gonna find a place up by u sumtime and show ya the easy way lol fuck all this ph down and that i have nt the time for it haha!! ;-)
I always mix fresh mate you no that, ive just only got 1 plant in a 1L pot( cos some twats takin forever lolol) so i mixed 1L an only used about 400ml so thought id save the cunt din i, like a dick an fucked the little bitch up put her about a week behind i reckon.

....................................."show me" lmao

And now the cunts watchin gay porn wtf haha
LOLOLOL..................sorry but all i could picture was this lanky sweaty cunt with 1 foot up on his comp desk wankin his sen silly lolo
 
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