The UK Growers Thread!

[The Yorkshireman]

1 5ft plant trim = 0.25 water hash approx.

I'm sorry but no.

There is absolutely no way to predict the hash yield from plant trim.

All Cannabis strains (and phenos) vary in the amount of cannabinoid resin they produce and also the potency of that resin.

For example I have pulled 4g of hash from 5 white rhino at 1.5 feet tall that was on par with imported hashish but later pulled 1g off 4, 5 feet tall Skunk #1 that blew my head off.

It's horses for courses and you get what you get.

 

[unlucky]

Or you could fuck the bubble off and turn all your waste into soapbar and flog that as well for even more cash.

I have a little sideline going round here were I offer a 'waste removal service' free of charge for growers, I come and take all the shit away no bother.

I then go make soapbar with it and pocket the cash.

£250-£300 for 9oz is not tom be sniffed at!

how do you make soapbar ?

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Know a guy that just paid 500 for two of them, thot it was a steal, he reckons that's his Xmas smoke, rather him than me

If you mean £500 for 2 9oz bars then that's a good deal.

A kilo of soapbar for a grand is not easy to come by, it's usually around £1200-£1500 Kilo.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

how do you make soapbar ?

Lol, do you really want to know?

 

[unlucky]

Lol, do you really want to know?

if its easy then yes please

 

[The Yorkshireman]

It's easy but you'll need to invest in a bottle jack press, or make one. I have the plans for one somewhere that tells you all the parts you need to buy and in what measurements (20 ton bottle jack and some steel angles with a few bolts) I can't find it now but I'll dig it out for you if you decide you want it, buying them can be expensive.

Something along the lines of this....



But that's extortionately priced at £250.

 

[unlucky]

It's easy but you'll need to invest in a bottle jack press, or make one. I have the plans for one somewhere that tells you all the parts you need to buy and in what measurements (20 ton bottle jack and some steel angles with a few bolts) I can't find it now but I'll dig it out for you if you decide you want it, buying them can be expensive.

Something along the lines of this....

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But that's extortionately priced at £250.

​yorky is this for me ?

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Soapbar is made from only a very small percentage of resin glands and up to 90% non-resin cannabis plant material which is bound together with beeswax or pine resin and condensed milk, as the mixture is too dry and powdery to be bound any other way.
As the mixture is very green due to the high percentage of plant material, it is then coloured with instant coffee or henna to give it that sandy brown colour! In order to give it a slightly resinous look, turpentine is then added, which also disguises the taste!



Sieve off 10g of resin glands, crush up 200 grams of dried leaf and run it through a sieve to reduce it to a very fine powder (or blast it in the blender/coffee grinder). Then heat this mixture in a bowl over boiling water and add 5 grams of beeswax, five teaspoons of condensed milk powder, one teaspoon of turpentine, and some instant coffee powder for colour.
Continue to knead the heated mixture into a dough-like form, then put it into a bag made from industrial shrink wrap and then press it and allow it to cool.

Job done!

 

[Mastergrow]

If you mean £500 for 2 9oz bars then that's a good deal.

A kilo of soapbar for a grand is not easy to come by, it's usually around £1200-£1500 Kilo.

Yep 2 for 500 but its pretty shit smoke, not a big place over here so there's only usually a few types goin about and folk just gotta take heat they get, the so called brown/soap is fuckin wank

 

[The Yorkshireman]

​yorky is this for me ?

Yep.

It's for pressing soapbar.

 

[unlucky]

Yep.

It's for pressing soapbar.

what the fookle are you tooting on ? are you having a laugh ? how the hell do you think im going to lift 20ton ? i can pick a sack of patato's up but there not a ton. really coffee and wax and other shiz, really ?

no thats not for me, i want to be able to smoke it my self yorky

 

[unlucky]

Soapbar is made from only a very small percentage of resin glands and up to 90% non-resin cannabis plant material which is bound together with beeswax or pine resin and condensed milk, as the mixture is too dry and powdery to be bound any other way.
As the mixture is very green due to the high percentage of plant material, it is then coloured with instant coffee or henna to give it that sandy brown colour! In order to give it a slightly resinous look, turpentine is then added, which also disguises the taste!


Sieve off 10g of resin glands, crush up 200 grams of dried leaf and run it through a sieve to reduce it to a very fine powder (or blast it in the blender/coffee grinder). Then heat this mixture in a bowl over boiling water and add 5 grams of beeswax, five teaspoons of condensed milk powder, one teaspoon of turpentine, and some instant coffee powder for colour.
Continue to knead the heated mixture into a dough-like form, then put it into a bag made from industrial shrink wrap and then press it and allowed it to cool.

Job done!

no. this makes me feel very sad. people smoke this ?

 

[The Yorkshireman]

what the fookle are you tooting on ? are you having a laugh ? how the hell do you think im going to lift 20ton ? i can pick a sack of patato's up but there not a ton. really coffee and wax and other shiz, really ?

no thats not for me, i want to be able to smoke it my self yorky

No silly it produces 20 tons of pressure, 20 tons in weight is about the same as 25 Mini Coopers!

And yes really, that's the cleanest soapbar recipe you'll find.

You can use the bubble bag method and get a few grams of hash for you're own personal smoke, or turn all your waste into soapbar and sell it for £1000 a kilo.

It's entirely up to you.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

no. this makes me feel very sad. people smoke this ?

I take it you've never seen soapbar then?

 

[unlucky]

No silly it produces 20 tons of pressure, 20 tons in weight is about the same as 25 Mini Coopers!

And yes really, that's the cleanest soapbar recipe you'll find.

You can use the bubble bag method and get a few grams of hash for you're own personal smoke, or turn all your waste into soapbar and sell it for £1000 a kilo.

It's entirely up to you.

i don't understand the ton thing and know i can't shift it about thats for sure, ive just got a bag of trim yorky and just want to turn it in to some thing i can smoke

 

[unlucky]

I take it you've never seen soapbar then?

im not sure now, is it black and it starts to get soft in ya hands if you roll it about

 

[The Yorkshireman]

i don't understand the ton thing and know i can't shift it about thats for sure, ive just got a bag of trim yorky and just want to turn it in to some thing i can smoke

A ton is 1000 kilograms, that bottle jack will hold (or press) 20 tons of weight. The jack itself doesn't weigh 20 tons!

So forget the soapbar thing and just get yourself a set of those bags from ebay and do the ice and water thing.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Surely you've seen soapbar before though?

 

[unlucky]

The jack itself doesn't weigh 20 tons!

lol i get you now, still to big for me to shift.

ye looks like bubble bags. thankyou

 

[The Yorkshireman]

im not sure now, is it black and it starts to get soft in ya hands if you roll it about

No that's proper imported hash, 'squidgy/soft black' like this......