what a fuckin day! the bird fones me last nite coz the recently moved in upstairs neighbours are havin a barney, the bird comes down all in tears askin for my girl to call the cops, which she does, the plod turn up mob handed at my birds house amd huckle the guy off to the cells...everythings cool but im not happy coz my bird has got herself involved...this morning she fones up in a helluve state coz this bird is claiming my bird stole cash out her purse, she'd asked my bird to keep ahold of the purse coz she was worried her man would lift her cash, she s shouting all sports about how her man would sort it out when he get out, while im on the pghone the scrubber comes in and starts shouting again , i get the boot on the fone and give her a mouthful she starts giving it large , i then jump on a bus and go up....funnily enuff shes not so fuckin mouthy to my face and starts backin down and makin apologies and then claims it was all a mistake, i head back home and her man turns up and pretends nuthin has happened....fuckin glasgow junkie scum, they just dump them all down in ayrshire now coz they cant rehouse them up in glasgow....i swear if it starts again im goin up team handed and car-booting the pair of the cunts.....they have no fuckin idea who the fuck i am but they fuckin will find out the bastard hard way.
