Don Gin and Ton
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you've got the syntax wrong ice. the wife has the period. WORD!
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you've got the syntax wrong ice. the wife has the period. WORD!
spooningbadgers
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Cheers mate ill check that out. need to get my ass into gear and get shit sorted. Lazycunt.com
oh well sorry,, but syntax'in aint high on me list of must make sure i do ,, i gotta get me spelling down fisrt lol,, but fukit yeh yer rite lol,,fuking women! mines a ex smoker to so ex spokers are the worst prudes.
fuk me look wat the cat dragged in
Saerimmner
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you been up for sentencing yet?
Don Gin and Ton
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just on the wind up man, mines been extra snapp lately so i guess I'm due the decoratorsoh well sorry,, but syntax'in aint high on me list of must make sure i do ,, i gotta get me spelling down fisrt lol,, but fukit yeh yer rite lol,,fuking women! mines a ex smoker to so ex spokers are the worst prudes.
i'm an ex smoker now. not pot obv. lol. space cadetting tonight had a handful of vals. like a nodding dog here lol.
dura72
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hi ladies, nah not been up yet but got fuckin lifted 2 weeks ago for an offensive weapon; took a meat cleaver to my front door after my mate had got a beating down at the pub, turned out it wasnt the fuckers that had done the beating, it was the fuckin cops.......exit stage left in cuffs swearing. got out on bail by the fuckin skin of my teeth....good lawyer, incompetent prosecution.so that me out on double bail.
tip top toker
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Lol, should I have expected any less from you? To be fair though, I think someone should be able to answeer the door holding whatever the heck they like. Its not like went to their house with a cleaver, it was your gaff. Houses have kitchens, there are knives and ckeavers in kitchens, so what's the issue.
Don Gin and Ton
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you've had a canny rough run of luck lately lad
dura72
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well it wasnt exactly my front door, it was the security door for the block of flats,(its only about 15 foot from my flat door) although as soon as i saw it was the cops thru the glass i turned at went back and put it away and then went to talk to them....the fuckers werent there though, they had jumped in the pig mobile and were reversing at high speed....i went out the door and waved to get there attention, believing they had come up to investigate the assault, they hadnt it was a seperate nosie complaint, at which point a van had turned up and they all bailed out and fuckin crunched me. not a fuckin happy chap. the fuckin lying cunts are claimin i walked out the security door, i fuckin didnt. why the fuck would i??? fucking rat bastards.
dura72
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fuckin tell me about it!!
some yrs bak the pigs came thru a windo of a house i was living in without declaring themselves, id had sum beaf with sum pikeys who got in thru same window so i ran out with a hatchet and swing, knowcked the helet of the copper,, fuker nicked me for affray, butthis was JUST after that lawyer got killed in a burg in londonand the whole protecting ur hom thing was up in the air, so i just got out on bail got remanded at crown,, in the end after a stink in AA cat MAX i got the charge reduceed to agg res arrest the judge even offered m the hatchet bak, the copper shit himself so much he qwit and fucked off to canada wouldnt cumbak fro trial the judge sed hed negelcted his duties and gave me a bly,, his partner ther suitedn booted for tril i couldnt help but look bak n smile!! CUNST!
u should be able to protect your home/family however the fuk u want,, simple
u should be able to protect your home/family however the fuk u want,, simple
dura72
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thats my argument....it was 1.30am and me and my mate had just had a scrap outside the pub with 4 or 5 guys, he looked like the fuckin elephant man, when my door buzzer went there was no fuckin way i was just gonna buzz anycunt in without seeing who it was and there was no way i was goin out without sum sort of 'odds leveller' in my hand. fuckin justified behaviour as far as im concerned.
tip top toker
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Pigs out of order certainly, but well, their response would be a. If you felt in such peril you should have called them, and b. Why a need to answer the door at all if you felt the situation was as it was. I never had anything going down in my life, yet if the door rang, fuck it, if its someone I know they'll probably phone in about 2 minutes 
iiKode
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fuckin hell mate, did you get ur grow busted to assumin you grow in the same flat.
i tell the missus that all the time just coz sum cunt knocks at the door u dont have to answer it,, even if they see u in the window fuk em its your door so your rules,, always answering folks lmaoPigs out of order certainly, but well, their response would be a. If you felt in such peril you should have called them, and b. Why a need to answer the door at all if you felt the situation was as it was. I never had anything going down in my life, yet if the door rang, fuck it, if its someone I know they'll probably phone in about 2 minutes
hows this with u and coy carp or watever her name is IMO fuking hell i always forget but thats what it reminds me off?? u working gain yet bud?
tip top toker
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Hell yes. In my old flat, If needs be, I'd just lean out of my window, see it was my twin, and ignore him!
And we are good as can be I guess. Nothing but rain and snow, but a really nice week together, although spent like 200 on food in 7 days, not too good' but yeah, great thanks
now I just have to wait another 3 months till I can see her again figure I probably have to sort something out even if she is busy though, 1st anniversary in under a month..And yes, carp seems appropriate. Funny Japanese name and such. Her real name is much easier, just resembles her pornographic ethnenticity
And yes, carp seems appropriate. Funny Japanese name and such. Her real name is much easier, just resembles her pornographic ethnenticity
wait............ in your old FLAT??? i though your sorts called them apartments? twot twot twot
never been with anyone more ethnic than a nig-nog,, but that was desperation, i was 16 annd a virgin,, peple was taking the piss so took one for the team so to speak IMO
lol u looky sod,, u still wanting that thing in few weeks or u get shit togther?
and u polished the parents wine celler of yet?? they must have noticed u dipping in no? lol
on the door thing yeh i hardley ver answer my door, tbh. the wife does thinking sumhow wen sum1 knoks she has a duty to answer i say fuk that if i dont wanna then fuk em, lol
oh yeh GUYS
IF ANYONE HAS A OLD SET OF BIG HEADPHONE,,,U KNOW THE ONES BAK IN DAY WHAT COVERED YER WHOLE EARS WITH A BIG ASS HUGE LONG wire WITH FAT HEAPHONE SOCKET ON THE END LEMMI KNOW IL BUY EM GLADLEY, NEED EM FOR THE DAUGHTERS TABLET, shes fuking our beats up and todays hedphones is crap, i had a old pair of big sony ones sum yrs bak and they was ace even tho they did have big plug on.. BUT THE point is ther solid snd well built u cant get em nowadays like that
nice 1
trichome 1
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I have some bio diesel mass seeds,i don't know when to grow them though lol.