Saerimmner
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lol shes been on the pill for over 18monthsI've got 1 word for you mate.
CONTRACEPTION.
The UK Growers Thread!
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Don Gin and Ton
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Congrats anyway Sear! they say if you wait til you can afford them you'll never have one. i'd love ot meet 'them' right thick ear 'they'll' get.
Saerimmner
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No congratulations needed mate, this is gonna fuck us over financially in a MAJOR way and I dont even want the dam thing to start with, cant even put food on the table most weeks as it is ffs
The Yorkshireman
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I really meant a condom, the pill is shite cos it's hormonal.
My auntie got pregnant on the pill, twice! Lol
Congrats anyway mate, it's done now.
Don Gin and Ton
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well fuck all for it. get your grow on and go big!
The Yorkshireman
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Saerimmner
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Cant even do that mate, kinda limited to about 1.2mx1.2m full stop
Also....NEXT PERSON TO CONGRATULATE ME IS GONNA GET TWATTED IN THE BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shawnybizzle
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Unlucky sae Lol.....no ones prepared for a baby no fucker and when it comes u just crack on and carry on...it might seem wank now but if she has it youll never regret it man unless she trys to stop u growing...that's when u hand slaps out ....
Anyway SHITTY NEW YEAR LADS
....Anyway SHITTY NEW YEAR LADS
shawnybizzle
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Feel a bit groggy from last night had a few too many vodkas....nothing a good joint can't sort out tho
bazoomer
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Congratulations Sae, 2 words (if ya working) family credit . Earn as little as poss b4 u put in for it, have 20 kids, u will be sorted !, sure ice could help u out on the benefits front, £500 a week for a rotting trotter !, can't be bad !
Saerimmner
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Id love her to get an abortion mate but she aint having any of it, shes firmly in the " I'm having this baby no matter what you say so your just gonna have to lump it" so I cant honestly see us still being together in a years time
Saerimmner
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Right that does it, flop ya bollocks out *Starts warming the back hand up for some twatting*
rollajoint
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not a really good situation to be in sae . Happy new year lads . what you getting off the 2 exos under a scrog yorkie ?
Saerimmner
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And what is family credit? cant find any mention of it
Saerimmner
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Never is when women n kids are involved mate, although its not my cup of tea I can honestly see why a lot more ppl are turning gay these days lol
fuko off zedd LMAO,,, u cunt,, i work hard for that,, many ps4 hourse get put in so its worth it!! lol
and sae,, new bird? of old one ? i thought ud split? u see this one last shag business is all about the keep a nigger babies, as much as she moans, she knows u earn,,,
grats i think?? eitehrway HAPPY NEW YR!!!
5AM BED FOR ME,, IM FUCKED.|
and sae,, new bird? of old one ? i thought ud split? u see this one last shag business is all about the keep a nigger babies, as much as she moans, she knows u earn,,,
grats i think?? eitehrway HAPPY NEW YR!!!
5AM BED FOR ME,, IM FUCKED.|
The Yorkshireman
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Working Tax Credit (and/or) Child Tax Credit.
https://www.gov.uk/working-tax-credit
https://www.gov.uk/child-tax-credit
Use this to get a ballpark figure before applying.....
https://www.gov.uk/tax-credits-calculator
Saerimmner
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Aah ok cheers, yeah we already get that for the 1 we have but not sure how much extra we would get for another
err yeh your right the yorkie, shame im not on it,,,, thats the one ther always fucking up and varies depending on who gets it,,,
i think wer the last benefit generaton for sure, my partner hasent calimed benefits of any sort in ny 15 yrs, and wont ever do so again, cant go in coz how many questions would ther be about how has he supported himself ect,, none of your fucking buinsess id say but thats not very PC/
all i know is on mondays the wife gets 150 for 2 kids and thats tax thingies and child benefit, if i remeber rightly the tax credit doesnt change, just the chld benfit does
oh and ya milk tokens double till its 1
Saerimmner
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No same bird mate an we did come very close to splitting up n i think this extra baby will be the final push over the edge for us, as i said before I honestly dont think we will still be together in a years time