zeddd
Well-Known Member
just been pulled over by the pigs and held for 20 mins....cunt was tryin to be conversational ..., been out for a curry , bottle of wine decided id try out the launch control in the new motor....flash... cunt said hed pulled me not for speeding but for acceleration, I asked him what the acceleration figure was and he didn't know, I asked him the speed.....didn't know, I asked him his name and how long hed been a cop, was u busted down from vice detective to do traffic duty like in the movies ha ha , u gonna look silly in front of ur lady colleague when I pass ur test lmao....test...passed....giv us me keys mate and go and do something useful, then I drove off at 20 mph in a 60 with them behind lmfao