The UK Growers Thread!

zeddd

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just been pulled over by the pigs and held for 20 mins....cunt was tryin to be conversational ..., been out for a curry , bottle of wine decided id try out the launch control in the new motor....flash... cunt said hed pulled me not for speeding but for acceleration, I asked him what the acceleration figure was and he didn't know, I asked him the speed.....didn't know, I asked him his name and how long hed been a cop, was u busted down from vice detective to do traffic duty like in the movies ha ha , u gonna look silly in front of ur lady colleague when I pass ur test lmao....test...passed....giv us me keys mate and go and do something useful, then I drove off at 20 mph in a 60 with them behind lmfao
 

bazoomer

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just been pulled over by the pigs and held for 20 mins....cunt was tryin to be conversational ..., been out for a curry , bottle of wine decided id try out the launch control in the new motor....flash... cunt said hed pulled me not for speeding but for acceleration, I asked him what the acceleration figure was and he didn't know, I asked him the speed.....didn't know, I asked him his name and how long hed been a cop, was u busted down from vice detective to do traffic duty like in the movies ha ha , u gonna look silly in front of ur lady colleague when I pass ur test lmao....test...passed....giv us me keys mate and go and do something useful, then I drove off at 20 mph in a 60 with them behind lmfao
They were prob diging for shit on you Z, expecting you to feed them a nugget or 2, I say fuck all, apart from the nessercery !, I've had a fucking guts full of em .
 

ilyaas123

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imo england don't get enough sun and autos are shit second rate smoke with a poor yield. Don't waste your time.
Might as well give it a try :p Hopefully if I'm lucky I'll get 5 grams dried per plant... not really, I get some direct sunlight for about 6 hours in the summer so it should all be good.
 

zeddd

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They were prob diging for shit on you Z, expecting you to feed them a nugget or 2, I say fuck all, apart from the nessercery !, I've had a fucking guts full of em .
im totally clean mate, they dig away on their mobile spy shit and start calling me Sir....cunts
 

Garybhoy11

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Evening shit lips how are we all? Took the clones out the jiffys the other day re dipped em stuck em in coco with a bottle over the top of em and now this motherfucker has got roots Yeh man we'll chuffed tent all set up with just 600 running for now..next feed oltimers bring the fucker oooooon
Good shit m8 told u they wud root eventually, now u got ur exo, time to get ur shiz on :)
 

zeddd

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Easy mate glad u like it was gonna chop the rest tonight but could nt be arsed lol and yh ill sor ya exo wen this is dry bro !!

Zed u get the slh in some new shoes??
yeah shes in some allmix mate, all good amazing packing chedz well done man
 

bazoomer

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When't out last night, up the toon with some lads to have a bevi for our m8 who died, I only had juice all night , but, ended up geting sucked off in back of car by a 59 year old piece !, sucked me stupid for all of a minute b4 the £ shot , I was fingering her like there was no tommorow !, JUICE be fucked !, glad it wasn't my car lol, only thing put me off was she was far too meaty down there ! Errrrrr, it was like a bag of tripe hanging down !
 
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