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The Yorkshireman

The Yorkshireman

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Garybhoy11 said:
Haha sound man your welcome up this way anytime,
u not got a licence then yorkie, thot a man of your great knowledge would he driving by now lol
Im gonna be down ur end in a cpl months at most, prob going to see ice again at same time if ur not busy I'll give u a shout.
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No man, no full license.

I used to steal cars when I was a kid so I can drive I just can't drive to standard, well to be honest It's been about 17-18 years since I've attempted to drive a car properly so would probably ride the clutch and stall the shit out of one now.

I've got a provisional so I'm just gonna go find some big supermarket car park with the missus and kill this Civic estate I got free off my dad until I can afford a crash course.

By the end of the year I'll be driving I reckon.
 
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The Yorkshireman

The Yorkshireman

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My retired nurse next door neighbor with the copper for a son has cut down all her bushes, she can see right into my kitchen now so I have to be careful having a bong in my own house ffs!

She wasn't impressed when I told her the other week that I'm gonna have a bash at distilling Gin in the garage if she fancied a snifter, seen as I'm licensed I might as well put it to good use.

Her face kind of dropped with shock at the thought of it, her "well, won't it blow up if you leave it unattended" was priceless!

I can just imagine the gossip at the neighborhood watch meetings. :lol:
 
Saerimmner

Saerimmner

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The Yorkshireman said:
No man, no full license.

I used to steal cars when I was a kid so I can drive I just can't drive to standard, well to be honest It's been about 17-18 years since I've attempted to drive a car properly so would probably ride the clutch and stall the shit out of one now.

I've got a provisional so I'm just gonna go find some big supermarket car park with the missus and kill this Civic estate I got free off my dad until I can afford a crash course.

By the end of the year I'll be driving I reckon.
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Just make sure the plod dont catchya doing it unless ur gonna do it all properly with insurance n stuff etc
 
Garybhoy11

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Saerimmner said:
Just make sure the plod dont catchya doing it unless ur gonna do it all properly with insurance n stuff etc
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Well said m8, I had my license at 17 but got banned a week later for drink driving, no insurance and no tax as well as crashing my car and writing it off, them got a further ban a month later for drink driving again in a new car i bought, no crash that time tho, ended up banned for 3 yrs total, 1000 quid fine which included for the damge to wall where I crashed, and had to resit my test, im almost 28 now and only had my licence back 5 yrs, now I couldn't be without it my family life would suffer if I couldnt drive, the wife dont she failed her test 3 times nowso I need to do all the taxi duties. Since ive had my car and license back ive only ever been done for speeding once and tjats it in 5 yrs of legal driving, I have done plenty shit just never been caught lol
 
Saerimmner

Saerimmner

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Garybhoy11 said:
Well said m8, I had my license at 17 but got banned a week later for drink driving, no insurance and no tax as well as crashing my car and writing it off, them got a further ban a month later for drink driving again in a new car i bought, no crash that time tho, ended up banned for 3 yrs total, 1000 quid fine which included for the damge to wall where I crashed, and had to resit my test, im almost 28 now and only had my licence back 5 yrs, now I couldn't be without it my family life would suffer if I couldnt drive, the wife dont she failed her test 3 times nowso I need to do all the taxi duties. Since ive had my car and license back ive only ever been done for speeding once and tjats it in 5 yrs of legal driving, I have done plenty shit just never been caught lol
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lol I meant more along the lines of-- a while back there was a change in the law with regards to driving lessons etc in supermarket car parks and the like, basically unless the car park has a locked gate seperating it from the public roads then they do you the same as if you were driving on the roads
 
Garybhoy11

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Saerimmner said:
lol I meant more along the lines of-- a while back there was a change in the law with regards to driving lessons etc in supermarket car parks and the like, basically unless the car park has a locked gate seperating it from the public roads then they do you the same as if you were driving on the roads
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As far as I know its always been like that mate unless its privTe land and u have the owners permission its illegal to drive anywhere without a licence or insurance, supermarkets and other car parks are the same so u would get fucked either way,

Now its not even legal to own a car without insurance even if u aint using it,
 
The Yorkshireman

The Yorkshireman

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Garybhoy11 said:
If 7ts a supermarket carpark u need the owner permission before its legal to drive its private land but u still need permission to use it, best bet is find a bit of land owned by a local farmer and get him to let u rip the car about there
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No mate sorry.

Statute only applies to the queens highways, I don't care what Mr Plod thinks.

And statute also only applies to registered vehicles, only registered vehicles being driven (in respect of commerce) need insurance and tax and a license and shit on the queens highways.
 
Saerimmner

Saerimmner

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Garybhoy11 said:
As far as I know its always been like that mate unless its privTe land and u have the owners permission its illegal to drive anywhere without a licence or insurance, supermarkets and other car parks are the same so u would get fucked either way,

Now its not even legal to own a car without insurance even if u aint using it,
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alot of the reason ppl get fucked over is a lot of supermarket car parks are actually rented from the council so are classed as public roads, also I think its only Tescos that actually own all of their stores, all the other chains rent buildings and car parks
 
Saerimmner

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The Yorkshireman

The Yorkshireman

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Saerimmner said:
alot of the reason ppl get fucked over is a lot of supermarket car parks are actually rented from the council so are classed as public roads, also I think its only Tescos that actually own all of their stores, all the other chains rent buildings and car parks
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Usually you'll find that if it's a big store on it's own then the land will be owned but if it's on a complex with cinemas and shit they'll rent it.
 
The Yorkshireman

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The only reason I haven't de-registered it and fucked the number plate/tax/insurance off is because in this line of work it would be more hassle than it's worth having the cunts know my face after getting pulled umpteen times.

As for the lessons.

I have a provisional license = check
I have a suitably experienced driver to instruct me = check
The car is fully insured/taxed and will show up as such on any police reference = check
The land is private = check
We can even make it gated and not connected to any roads if so be it = check


If Mr Plod thinks he can prove that I'm personally not insured to drive the car and he's nicking me he can fuck off!
Plod has no way of knowing.
 
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