All this talk of shit & bumming ect , reminds me of the one & only time Mrs me put a vibrator up my exit.pissed right up on vody & red bull ,kebab ect, home, few lines, bed, 69,selection of toys around ,I was chowing down & so was she , when she started pushing this vibe up me arse , no lube, I was a bit wary to say the least !, anyway, long story short, she got about an inch or 2 in & I must have hit a fart pocket, I heard it & she stopped , gagged & slapped my arse. There was shit on the pillows, headboard & apparently in her face,that was fucking years ago, she ain't put a dill near me arse, or had a 69 since